Do you have nude thoughts? X-ray vision?

[SSSnail]

Look at your man, now look at me. I'm on a horse...

 

[moshquerade]

I think this falls under the "everybody is doing it" category.
I do it when I am bored in the grocery store check out line. Makes the time pass.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Hanging out in Ruby's berth would probably do the trick.

Yee Haw! 😛

 

[Soundmanred]

Another poster asked me to post this as he was too embarrassed to post it himself. I will not reveal who he is for his own safety under any circumstances.

robycan-
i check out dudes all the time and wunder about there packages,,,i long to play my duduk for them and watch them dance,,this is makeing me so hot,,,
gameboys,,gamegear,,,greasy lunches

 

[deadlyapp]

I see something coming through the wood. 😱

whos wood, not mine?!

 

[JEDI]

Ever imagine what someone - usually with a good build - looks like completely naked? Perhaps the thought may be a little 😵 but you know YOU do it! Especially the guys. I see their eyes and know what must be going through their dirty minds. It's actually a turn on. :wub:

hm.. links to xray porn videos?

(i've seen the oral sex pics)

where are the vids!?

 

[Rubycon]

I'm imagining your avatar nekid, right now... Hmmm, pixels...

Flash back to cool summer nights
Freddy can we cut to the chase?
In a room above your garage
Everything about me is different
Symmetrical and clean

This is what I see
Just a girl in girlie trouble
Dancing in the video with gun and tambourine

Pixeleen
Be good my three times perfect ultrateen
Born on the floor of a noodle shop
Dropped in the bogs of Jersey
Shot by a guy from Columbia
Soaked through all in digital video
Girl with the sweet backstory
Pitched in a trailer in Burbank
Cast by a cool-enough yes man
Screened at a festival in Utah

 

[amdhunter]

Ever imagine what someone - usually with a good build - looks like completely naked? Perhaps the thought may be a little 😵 but you know YOU do it! Especially the guys. I see their eyes and know what must be going through their dirty minds. It's actually a turn on. :wub:

I know the feeling. I like when guys look at me too. :wub:

 

[Rubycon]

I know the feeling. I like when guys look at me too. :wub:

And the "double click" sound is your cue to haul ass?! :sneaky:

 

[amdhunter]

And the "double click" sound is your cue to haul ass?! :sneaky:

That's racist. :awe:

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

from the headline i thought i was on 4chan for a second there

 

[Crono]

I carry around a slab of lead to block my x-ray vision.

Don't want to disgust the ladies by accidentally using it... or give them cancer...

 

[Rubycon]

That's racist. :awe:

Can you out run a speeding bullet? That's no race... 😛

I carry around a slab of lead to block my x-ray vision.

Don't want to disgust the ladies by accidentally using it... or give them cancer...

Backscatter is where it's AT today! No cancer risk and you can see things you never want to see too! D:

 

[Eli]

Another poster asked me to post this as he was too embarrassed to post it himself. I will not reveal who he is for his own safety under any circumstances.

😵

 

[eldorado99]

ned

edit: whoops I thought I was in the nef thread because this thread is weird.

 

[ussfletcher]

Rubycon is a chick?

 

[Locut0s]

rubycon is a chick?

F.A.I.L

Damn caps blocker.

 

[deadlyapp]

Rubycon is a chick?

ITS A MAN BABY, YAHHHH.

/austin powers.

 

[AlienCraft]

I'm working on my 'Aqualung' outfit.

That'll impress 'em.

 

[AlienCraft]

I see something coming through the wood. 😱

snerk....She said "wood" huhhuh huh :biggrin:

 

[Rubycon]

I'm working on my 'Aqualung' outfit.

That'll impress 'em.

Including snot running down your nose? 😛

snerk....She said "wood" huhhuh huh :biggrin:

Yeah I like to work with wood. The harder the better. That is why I have a really sharp knife...

 

[PricklyPete]

Yes...every guy does this...every day.

 

[Locut0s]

Including snot running down your nose? 😛





Yeah I like to work with wood. The harder the better. That is why I have a really sharp knife...

:hmm:... 😵... 😱... 😱... D:

 

[zinfamous]

x-ray specs would never have been advertised in Boy's Life and Spiderman comics if this weren't a fact of life.

 

[meltdown75]

you might as well just ask me if i have a set of nuts.