Do you have an "F-bomb" in your office?

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
"there's no fvcking way one FTE can be costed twice retard! You're putting all this bullsh-t in here. Stop with the Joe-fvcking-[guy's last name] routine and stop trying to rob my customers ya prick."

LOL. Man, that guy has a problem! Nobody would get away with that much swearing at my job.

 

[Uppsala9496]

I remember about a year ago I was talking to a coworker and said "What the hell is this crap".
The fat, pregnant b!tch that sits in front of me turned around and said not to swear around her because the baby could hear it.

I really wanted to tell her to go play in traffic while on fire, but didn't want to lose my job. By the way, I think the kid was born with hooves, horns and a tail.

 

[79Blazer]

You need to find something else to worry about other than someone saying "naughty words" all day long. Hell, if you were to be in my general area while i'm working on a car, all you would hear is profantiy.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Fvck no, we don't have anybody like that here.

lol

 

[shilala]

I work construction.
Saying "fvck" is not only normal, it's encouraged.

 

[79Blazer]

Originally posted by: shilala
I work construction.
Saying "fvck" is not only normal, it's encouraged.

Haha. I laughed out loud on that one.

 

[Kalbi]

investment banking has to have the highest

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Fvck it all, I fvcking work with Marines for fvck sake. Fvcking what the fvck do you fvcking think.

...fvck...

 

[ScottFern]

I work for the computer center at my university. I have noticed I am the only one who drops the F bomb on a frequent basis in and around the office. I think I do it because I am used to being at home with my friends, none of which are college students, and thats all we do.

 

[CaptnKirk]

When I got back from Vietnam and sat with my family for a dinner, I politely asked my mother to "Please pass the fvcking salt".

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
When I got back from Vietnam and sat with my family for a dinner I politely asked mo mother to "Please pass the fvcking salt".

ROFL.

i hope she wasn't too upset.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
When I got back from Vietnam and sat with my family for a dinner I politely asked mo mother to "Please pass the fvcking salt".

:laugh:

"...Fvcking thank you, goddamnit. "

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Ausm
My Boss uses the Fword for a Noun ,Verb and adjective

Ausm

thats me im very colorful with my obscenities...

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
we hear the occassional fvck and sh1t, but nothing too extreme

 

[shortspanishguy]

http://www.yikers.com/video_meet_tourrets_guy.html

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
There's seriously some comedy material here. Definitely log it. Then go for the book deal.

QFT, do it!

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Fvck no, we don't have anybody like that here.

8/10

 

[cjgallen]

I worked for the Army for a year, everyone was that guy

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
When I got back from Vietnam and sat with my family for a dinner I politely asked mo mother to "Please pass the fvcking salt".

It took three of my buddies a good deal of time before they could construct a sentence that didn't rely on the word "fvck" after being in the service for a few years.
It's a riot.

 

[VTHodge]

I've worked with two of those before, out of four offices. Both guys were all-around jerks. I'm no prude, but it is 100% unprofessional to talk like that in a heavily populated area where lots of people will hear (clients, etc.).

 

[wuggle]

Maybe he can't just stop it.
Maybe its a neurological disease.

 

[Pepsei]

We had a cuss jar in here... only worked for a month when most of the money came from the boss.

We used the money to pay for everyone's lunch one day.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Back at my old place I once showed my coworkers the infamous xylophone site (google xylophone and its still the first link) and the whole time we'd be singing "you are a fvcking cvnt" in series with each other, but this is different.

second link,
click on different color bars.

nsfw if the sound is up,

use headphones,LOL>

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
When I got back from Vietnam and sat with my family for a dinner I politely asked mo mother to "Please pass the fvcking salt".

It took three of my buddies a good deal of time before they could construct a sentence that didn't rely on the word "fvck" after being in the service for a few years.
It's a riot.

same here... I still swear like a sailor... been out since 95 =P

 

[mrtanster]

I'm at a bond trading firm and we live and die by the F Bomb. I'm not even trading yet and i use it around 30 times a day. You can probably multiply that number by 10 for the guys that trade. The F BOMB IS A GREAT THING!

CRAS

 

[FoBoT]

that would be a problem where i work
people do it occasionaly, but the rate you have documented would be excessive and he would get talked to about it