Do you have an amazing useless talent?

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: whitecloak
I can f a p continuously.

hahahahahaha

 

[MAME]

I can click a mouse extremely quickly. There was a video of a guy who could push a button 10 times a second, I believe I can match that. This comes in handy though, since my hand is basically a vibrator.

I can lie so well that it's insane. I come up with extremly elaborate lies on the spot and they are very convincing.

I'm constantly conniving and I do a good job at it. Often times I lay they foundation for future events months beforehand.

I can pop my ears at will without using my hands or chewing gum.

 

[Cleaner]

Due to my Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) I can clear out any public bathroom pretty much at will. My friends call my bowels the Brown Goblin. He talks and stuff. I once had a whole bathroom of guys gagging at AMC Theatres. People were running out of the bathroom with their pants still down to get away from the noxious gases. I guess that's my useless talent.

 

[Nimloth]

I can blow mini saliva bubbles with my tongue. It looks as if I ate some soap.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Interesting you mention that. I always sucked at the school sports (a result of having no interest in them), but dodgeball I always did quite well at. I have later determined that I have a good sense of athleticism--I simply never applied it. The sports I've tried in recent years I've picked up incredibly quickly. I just never had much of an interest in them in school, so I kinda sucked! Dodgeball is fun

Same here. I wasnt the best at anything we did in Gym class except for Dodgeball. Nothing more exciting than when you are the only one left on your side, facing a firing squad of about 6 people and dodging them all/catching one.

 

[meltdown75]

I can do a pretty good morning dove call with my hands. It sounds just like a morning dove. They never come to hang with me tho.

 

[DaTT]

I can wiggle my ears and flare my nostrils. I can swear like none other. I can drink beer alone regularily. I can up my post count from 300 to over 1000 in a little over a week, with only being online a couple hours a day.

+1 post count for me.

 

[CPA]

I can stretch my cheek and neck skin really far out.

 

[mordantmonkey]

i can fit $1.50 in quarters up my nose. never tried whole dollars, but could easily do $2.00 half dollars.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
i can fit $1.50 in quarters up my nose. never tried whole dollars, but could easily do $2.00 half dollars.

I can do three in each nostril too

 

[Triumph]

I have never had brain freeze from eating something cold. Teeth have hurt, but never brain freeze. It's my low level superhero power. I figure someday the mayor of the city will need my help in a hostage situation or something similar, in which the hostage taker demands to only meet with someone who can eat ice cream very quickly.

And I can say the alphabet backwards. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba.

 

[Nimloth]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
i can fit $1.50 in quarters up my nose. never tried whole dollars, but could easily do $2.00 half dollars.

I can do three in each nostril too

is this some kind of code talk for cocaine use?

 

[kage69]

I can make birds levitate. No one seems to care though...

 

[ahurtt]

I can wang chung!

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Nimloth

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
i can fit $1.50 in quarters up my nose. never tried whole dollars, but could easily do $2.00 half dollars.

I can do three in each nostril too

is this some kind of code talk for cocaine use?

Did you not see the picture?!?!

 

[cmdrmoocow]

I can turn girls off just by being near them.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: cmdrmoocow
I can turn girls off just by being near them.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Atomicus]

water drop sound from tapping my cheek, throat, under the mouth, hitting the top of my head, and no hands.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I don't trip motion sensors.

- M4H

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

I'm double jointed.

I can put both legs behind my head.

I can bend my pointer finger all the way back to the back of my hand.

Same with my thumb.

 

[jst0ney]

I can nef and troll

 

[Fritzo]

I can click my toes on command. They click naturally when I walk barefoot. Really embarrasing at the beach

 

[3chordcharlie]

I can reply twice in less than 15 seconds!

 

[3chordcharlie]

I can reply twice in less than 15 seconds!

 

[VirtualLarry]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
My amazing (semi)useless talent is dodging. As in dodgeball dodging. I literally cannot be hit if I see the ball coming. I cannot be hit by three balls thrown simutanously if I see them coming.

Let me guess, your favorite Street Fighter character is Dhalsim, and your favorite Tekken 5 character is Raven, right?

Edit: Oh, in case you hadn't guessed, my "secret power" is posting completely random and unrelated posts to threads on online forums...