Do you have an amazing useless talent?

[MrPickins]

I can balance a broomstick on one foot, hopping up and down on the other, while patting my head and rubbing my stomach, spinning in a circle.

I get bored sometimes.

Edit: I can juggle too, but i never can balance a stick and juggle at the same time. Someday...

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I can fit quarters up my nose - dollar coins too

I want to see you do that with the old silver dollars. Not one of those new little quarter sized ones, the ones that we had back in the 70s.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I can fit quarters up my nose - dollar coins too

hahaah we gotta have pics

Roger that. Dollar coin pics required.

Not one, but TWO! :shocked:

mmm try putting something else in there

 

[icejunkie]

I can pop my wrists and do that Ali G booyakasha sound with the fingers...

Ummmmm... I can juggle any 3 items, as long as 2 outta 3 fit in my hand to begin with :/

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
i can make girls... oh wait that's pretty useful

mm so you make real dolls?

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
I can drink :beer:

Seriously, I can!

Me too! :beer:

 

[Schadenfreude]

My useless abilty is that I'm a haigh ranking instructor in martial arts. One of the highest in state, in fact. And I got to this rank in a ridiculously short time, but it's most likely because I was an instructor of a different style and was on track to becoming a national competitor . . ..

Why is it useless? Because the last time I actually got into a fight was over 15 years ago.

edit: and yeah, one more thing: I'm double jointed on my elbows - ergo, I can touch the insides of my elbows together (but can't do handstands since my arms do not lock out - they're bent in so I can't support my body weight for long periods of time).

 

[Floydian]

Asian bubbles, and twirling a pencil around my thumb. Bored-in-highschool habits