Do you give out candy at Halloween?

[RPD]

The wife does, but we only get about 3 to 6 any year.

 

[postmortemIA]

well is it going to be Saturday or Sunday evening?

 

[Locut0s]

I can only afford candies made in China that contain lead.

So in other-words, any and all candy?

 

[skyking]

Our neighborhood is scary after dark. The people here export their kids to town😀

 

[Malak]

Not even Christmas?

I'm an atheist and even I like Christmas.

Holidays are commercial, not religious. I don't need an excuse to go to the lake, eat some ham, or blow stuff up. I just do it whenever I feel like.

 

[fire400]

Yes.
And most of the little bastards are rude as hell these days. If they cop the same attitude as last year I am done for good.

OFF TOPIC:
I recommend everyone go down to their grocery store or walmart and pickup the vanilla Tootsie Rolls. They are only found once in a blue moon. Get them while you can.

Location: Hell

So um, ... isn't hell dark? How do you know the difference between black and white?

If you're tough enough to say you're from "hell", why don't you invite the little devils into your house and teach them to be more rude?

In fact, why don't you dress up as a devil this Halloween and hand out white tootsie rolls, claiming they're from heaven?

Be extra nice.. and then when the kids least expect it, you say: "I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!"

...and then watch them run away, crying...