Do you fold or crumple?

[lilnnjaboy]

I was recently talking to a few lady folk...don't ask how the topic came up. Maybe we had one to many beers...but I found out that some women folk..maybe even the men folk that they crumple their toilet paper when they wipe their ARSE...I, for one...fold my toilet paper, as do many of the men folk who were at this gathering.

So I ask this question...do you fold or crumple?

 

[frizzlefry]

Fold! Of course. If you crumple, isn't there a chance that there might be some open areas? :disgust:

-edit-
Oh yeah. Forgot, I'm a male.

 

[777joee]

I'm a guy and I used to fold but now i crumple. I guess I go both ways.

 

[MentallyNormal]

I crumple but i always wish to attain the wipeless craps. The wipeless craps are great. Actually their not really wipeless. You take one wipe an feel no fecal matter. So you glance over at the toilet paper to make sure,you see no fecal matter on it.
You are shocked WHAT NO FECAL MATTER???
You take a second wipe an you get the same result.
After that you flush the toilet and walk off like you are the man who can control his own destiny.

 

[thereds]

repost

 

[Fearlss1]

<- baby wipes here. and its a folding matter..
-=\nate

 

[Dually]

I crumple but have perfected it in a way as not to get &quot;it&quot; on me. I also grab a lot of paper, I just don't want to waste time folding, knitting, sweing, pressing my paper cause I want to get the &quot;it&quot; of me.

 

[Bulldog7000]

Used to crumple, now I wrap it around the hand. Works well! Try it!

BDOG

 

[monk3y]

I'm a crumpler

 

[pulpp]

fold.

 

[Milhouse99]

folding for me...crumpling just seems so uncomfortable IMHO.

~Milhouse

 

[Jfur]

fold! (female)

 

[loup garou]

Crumple.

 

[dcdomain]

FOLD.
I had a similar poll on one of my old websites.
Another popular topic was whether you went front to back or back to front. I always go from front to back.

 

[b0mbrman]

Wait, people actually crumple? Do these same people just dab? I don't really see a crumpled piece doing any work...