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Do you fart at work?

Originally posted by: DaShen
It sucks when someone walks into the office to talk about something after you do it though. 😉
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i know EXACTLY what you mean 😀 hahahaa the look on their face just makes me smile hahahha
 
I fart in my chair, I fart in the air
I fart in the hallway, I fart in the causeway
I fart by the secretary, I fart to be scary
I fart by my boss, so old he farts out moss

I fart by my desk, on my desk, and in my desk :embarrased;

I fart so loud the window rattle, I fart so hard I can stampede cattle

I fart so pungent I make flower wilt, I fart so low the builing tilts


But I will not eat green eggs and ham when I fart... that's just disgusting.
 
yes. one time someone sitting 40 feet away asked me if something crawled up my ass and died. 🙁

another time, a co-worker threw his soft drink in the garbage because it was exposed to my fart. 🙁

😱
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
yes. one time someone sitting 40 feet away asked me if something crawled up my ass and died. 🙁

another time, a co-worker threw his soft drink in the garbage because it was exposed to my fart. 🙁

😱
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thats some powerful gas you pass.
 
Back when I was a lowly computer tech, I used to sit in a lot of high payed exec's chairs to fix their computers. I took great pride in the fact that I had farted in many a millionaire's chair.
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
i just farted @ work in honour of this thread. :thumbsup:
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i just dropped amassive duece in my cubicle...you can smell it out into the hall..i took a can of air freshener from our bathroom and sprayed it in here
 
Originally posted by: mitmot
Originally posted by: meltdown75
yes. one time someone sitting 40 feet away asked me if something crawled up my ass and died. 🙁

another time, a co-worker threw his soft drink in the garbage because it was exposed to my fart. 🙁

😱
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thats some powerful gas you pass.
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
yes. one time someone sitting 40 feet away asked me if something crawled up my ass and died. 🙁

another time, a co-worker threw his soft drink in the garbage because it was exposed to my fart. 🙁

😱
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They should mark your blowhole hazardous.
 
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