do you ever say nasty things in your head?

robothouse77

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for example:

large (tubby) man: oh, i just wanted a piece of cake
you: sure thing, here you go!
your head: "don'tcha want the whole cake, fatso?"

chatty co-worker: "blah, blah, blah...."
you: "un-huh, sure!"
your head: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 

Darthvoy

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Her: Can you help me?
Me: Sure, no problem!
In my mind: You better put out after I am done helping you
 

CPA

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Son: Dad, did I do this math problem right?
Me: Well, you almost got it, try this....
In my head: Damn boy, how fricken stupid are you?




 

illusion88

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Especially when I work as a server.
I got my smile on, my cheery face going, but inside my head I am cursing.
I don't fvcking care if you dropped your napkin, fvcking pick up lazy ass
 

Cooler

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go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.
 

S Freud

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Originally posted by: Cooler
go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.


Out Loud: learn to spell.

In my head: Your still in middle school aren't you?
 

Azndude51

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Originally posted by: CPA
Son: Dad, did I do this math problem right?
Me: Well, you almost got it, try this....
In my head: Damn boy, how fricken stupid are you?

That reminds me of me and my dad, except he didn't say that in his head :(
 

Cooler

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Originally posted by: nthedrk
Originally posted by: Cooler
go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.


Out Loud: learn to spell.

In my head: Your still in middle school aren't you?

nope i just suck at english im 25
 

CKent

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Originally posted by: nthedrk
Originally posted by: Cooler
go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.


Out Loud: learn to spell.

In my head: Your still in middle school aren't you?

:laugh:
 
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Originally posted by: Cooler
go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.

Why did you **** out the "Shut" ?
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: nthedrk
Originally posted by: Cooler
go to doctor for yearly check up.

He asks me why you don?t have steady girlfriend yet ever year you seem to have a new one.
(in my head) Why dont you **** the **** up at least i am geting some unlike you your like 50.


Out Loud: learn to spell.

In my head: Your still in middle school aren't you?
Irony?
 

Zim Hosein

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Topic Title: do you ever say nasty things in your head?
Topic Summary: after saying something nice?

Yes, I think you are a nice addition to AT robothouse77! :p
 

her209

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GF: That's girls tits are huge!
Me: Damn straight!
(In my head): Ménage-à-trois?