Do you ever go to take a leak

[myusername]

because you didn't get your member fully out before letting go? I just made a small mess next to the toilet before I got it where it was supposed to go. Granted I've got a drinking thread here, but on one occasion, I was totally sober, had to pee badly, and it was sticking to hair, and I started to pee before I realized that things weren't where they were supposed to be, and actually pissed all over my shorts. I was at home during lunch, and when I went back to work, I explained that I had changed my shorts because I had spilled coke all over them.

 

[mooncancook]

nothing stupid like that. but semetimes my pee splits and sometimes go sideway, which makes a little mess on the toilet sometimes, and sometimes gets on my left hand and my pants

 

[TitanDiddly]

Oh yeah, all the time. I have to compensate about 20 degrees.

 

[feralkid]

User error, practice makes perfect.

😉

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: feralkid
User error, practice makes perfect.

😉

🙂

 

[Bryophyte]

Nope

 

[Otaking]

Usually when I'm drunk or still half-asleep in the morning. Easy remedy is to just sit down like a woman and doze off while you pee if it's in the morning.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Nope

Have you ever tried peeing standing up? Is it possible without making a mess? :camera:

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I sneeze sometimes while urinating. Of course, that causes urine to go all over the place. So I guess that counts as missing the toilet. 😕

 

[myusername]

I have to pee AGAIN. Wish me luck.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Nope

Have you ever tried peeing standing up? Is it possible without making a mess? :camera:

I have finally mastered the art of peeing while hiking/camping without piddling on my shoes. Go me! Woot!

 

[myusername]

sweet! :emoticon;

 

[Epoman]

Sorry can't answer you, I haven't pissed in over 11 years.

🙁

 

[myusername]

well you just pissed on my thread 😛


Not that I didn't deserve it or anything.

 

[cavemanmoron]

not when Sober!

My tool is short,but,it does reach Outside of my pants. :shocked:

 

[myusername]

mine requires a little bit of tugging.




ROFL.




I am funny in my mind.

 

[iluvtruenos]

I'm tall enough to use the sink, whenever I can.

 

[myjaja]

Originally posted by: myusername
mine requires a little bit of tugging.




ROFL.




I am funny in my mind.

......................................mind kicks you out, then laughs at you

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: myjaja

Originally posted by: myusername
mine requires a little bit of tugging.




ROFL.




I am funny in my mind.

......................................mind kicks you out, then laughs at you

ON THIS DAY IN ATOT HISTORY:

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[cjgallen]

Sometimes.

 

[Looney]

No, but i once went to take a poop... and there was already pee in the bowl. I was going to flush it, but by the time i got the toilet paper ready, i forgot all about flushing it, and sat down and let one ripped. I got splashback, and then realized i hadn't flushed the toilet yet.

 

[myusername]

I have to pee again. WTF!

edit: made the toilet dead on but misse dthe glass when pouring my coke 😕

 

[Otaking]

Diabetes? 😕

 

[jadinolf]

Of course.

 

[HombrePequeno]

I generally look where my member is pointing before I shoot it off. Sometimes though the spray will go off at like a 90 degree angle to the right.

And a story similar to Looney's...One time I had to relieve myself of my lunch (I wasn't feeling so well) so I ran to the bathroom. There was only one stall open. Unfortunately there was urine in the toilet that I won't to puke my life away into. I didn't have time to flush before puking...

I was to sick to notice if there was any splash back on my face but I took a shower afterward anyway.