my computer will never be fast enough because the faster my computer is, the more I can do with it. The more I can do with it, the more time I spend with it. The more time I spend with it, the more I wish it was faster so I can do more things even faster. Eventually, my wrists will fall off and eyeballs will rot away and voice recognition and hearing will be shot beyond all hope and I will wait for my computer AI to fix me up so I can repeat the cycle all over again, all the while, wishing my computer was a faster, more competent doctor.