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Do you eat ground beef in class?

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No, but I chew it, spit it into a napkin, and throw it away.
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Ah. One of the few 3-way parody threads that gives me a laugh. Thanks.

Acemcmac, it would have been better if you had text in your first post that added additional humor.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No, but I chew it, spit it into a napkin, and throw it away.
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Ah. One of the few 3-way parody threads that gives me a laugh. Thanks.

Acemcmac, it would have been better if you had text in your first post that added additional humor.
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Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No, but I chew it, spit it into a napkin, and throw it away.
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Ah. One of the few 3-way parody threads that gives me a laugh. Thanks.

Acemcmac, it would have been better if you had text in your first post that added additional humor.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
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You forgot to mention how annoyed everyone was by the fact that you were making so much noise chewing your ground beef in class. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No, but I chew it, spit it into a napkin, and throw it away.
Click to expand...
Ah. One of the few 3-way parody threads that gives me a laugh. Thanks.

Acemcmac, it would have been better if you had text in your first post that added additional humor.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
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😀
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
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As revenge, did you suck her breasts?
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No, but I chew it, spit it into a napkin, and throw it away.
Click to expand...
Ah. One of the few 3-way parody threads that gives me a laugh. Thanks.

Acemcmac, it would have been better if you had text in your first post that added additional humor.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
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You forgot to mention how annoyed everyone was by the fact that you were making so much noise chewing your ground beef in class. 😛
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at 8am no less 🙁
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Yeah, but I ended up dropping the napkins full of chewed ground beef when the teacher pulled the chair out from under me when I didn't stand for the National Anthem, after I memorized the names of the Authors of all of my textbooks.
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As revenge, did you suck her breasts?
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I forgot to do that. I was thinking about the crack that is forming in the foundation of my house.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I forgot to do that. I was thinking about the crack that is forming in the foundation of my house.
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Oh sorry to hear about your house and all of your recent troubles. I suggest hopping into a VW jetta GLI and driving to South Beach. On your way, if you stop in Washington DC, I know of a great pizza place to eat. Be careful though, I hear there was some recent violence there.
 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I forgot to do that. I was thinking about the crack that is forming in the foundation of my house.
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Oh sorry to hear about your house and all of your recent troubles. I suggest hopping into a VW jetta GLI and driving to South Beach. On your way, if you stop in Washington DC, I know of a great pizza place to eat. Be careful though, I hear there was some recent violence there.
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Well, I would do that, but I have to fix the Fing printer jam first, then I have to settle a dispute I am having with the CEO of the company I work at. Plus I don't eat cheese anymore, and there is lots of cheese on pizza, I hear it's bad for the testes.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Well, I would do that, but I have to fix the Fing printer jam first, then I have to settle a dispute I am having with the CEO of the company I work at. Plus I don't eat cheese anymore, and there is lots of cheese on pizza, I hear it's bad for the testes.
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Oh, testes problems too! Cheese might not be the only problem. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Caffeine too is harmful, do you frequently drink beverages at Starbucks? First, I'd say you need to do some photography of the problem area so that we know what we are dealing with. Could you send the photos to me. Be warned, my connection speed is a bit slow. I think looking at Britney on her first CD may help your testes.

 
Originally posted by: dullard
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Well, I would do that, but I have to fix the Fing printer jam first, then I have to settle a dispute I am having with the CEO of the company I work at. Plus I don't eat cheese anymore, and there is lots of cheese on pizza, I hear it's bad for the testes.
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Oh, testes problems too! Cheese might not be the only problem. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? Caffeine too is harmful, do you frequently drink beverages at Starbucks? First, I'd say you need to do some photography of the problem area so that we know what we are dealing with. Could you send the photos to me. Be warned, my connection speed is a bit slow. I think looking at Britney on her first CD may help your testes.
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I'd send you the pics, but I have to head to Radioshack and deal with a bunch of morons. I'm just in an overall bad mood because I hate black history month! Why should they get their own month? And I am making a backup of Ghost in the Shell on my PC, so it might be a while before you get those pics.
 
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