Do you clog the toilet often?

[tokie]

I just realized I am 2 weeks in to a time span free of clogging the toilet. This toilet in our house is ghetto and always clogs, even with puny turds. Some toilets which are low-flow I don't clog at all, yet this one is terrible.

The worst thing is when one of our roommates (who we despise) takes dumps and runs out of the bathroom quickly after flushing (they don't wash their hands) and they don't witness it clogging. Then the rest of us have to take care of plunging it. Some day I am going to throw his toothbrush in the clogged mess he leaves behind.

So, do you take massive dumps or have a "crappy" toilet? Do you have problems with toilet clogging?

P.S. in public bathrooms I don't care if I clog

Hopefully all of you have gotten it out of your system now.
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[spidey07]

I can't say I've ever clogged a toilet and I take some massive deuces. We're talking 10 pounds here.

 

[chusteczka]

This thread would be more pleasant with a poll so people do not need to read the responses.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I once clogged 2 hotel room toilets in a single trip. Not kidding.

 

[TallBill]

No, I created a method of flushing that avoids clogging. Simply flush the toilet as your feces begins exiting your body. The turd gets sucked down, no problem, regardless of its size. Plus it makes wiping easier since you don't have to pinch.

 

[mb]

I get a lot of fiber, so no.

 

[sdifox]

people, stop... I am out of sig room

 

[TallBill]

I can't say I've ever clogged a toilet and I take some massive deuces. We're talking 10 pounds here.

I weigh myself before/after using the potty. Lost 3.4 pounds on a bathroom usage one day last week.

 

[clamum]

Yes the one in my apartment clogs all the f'ing time. I do punish that fucker though, and don't get a lot of fiber. I usually try to drop a duece at work instead.

 

[spidey07]

I weigh myself before/after using the potty. Lost 3.4 pounds on a bathroom usage one day last week.

/vadar

Most Impressive

Once you break the 5 pound barrier I think there should be some sort of lifetime achievement award. 10 pounder (or 6.5 Courics) you have it covered in gold and entered into the board in Zurich.

 

[ahenkel]

I haven't clogged a toilet in years granted I've got an old school non low flow toilet and I don't flush half a roll of TP when I go drop the kids off at the pool.

 

[TallBill]

Yes the one in my apartment clogs all the f'ing time. I do punish that fucker though, and don't get a lot of fiber. I usually try to drop a duece at work instead.

Try my method and be amazed. The only downside is that you don't get to admire your work.

 

[SunSamurai]

Rofl.

 

[Fritzo]

Your toilet either isn't getting good water flow or the hole is clogged.

Get a new toilet. You can get one of those "flushes 17 golf balls" models for $150 and they install in like 20 minutes.

 

[TallBill]

Your toilet either isn't getting good water flow or the hole is clogged.

Get a new toilet. You can get one of those "flushes 17 golf balls" models for $150 and they install in like 20 minutes.

Wat happens when you flush 18 golf balls?

 

[darkxshade]

I've never clogged a toilet but I do clog yo mama each night.

 

[Scouzer]

When I visit my mom's place the downstairs toilet is pure garbage. It generally requires at least 3 flushes to do your business.

poop, flush
wipe 3 times, flush
wipe 3 times, flush

sometimes it can handle a poop and one wipe but usually not

i generally plug it once every couple days

 

[nick1985]

shit, flush
wipe, flush

 

[TallBill]

When I visit my mom's place the downstairs toilet is pure garbage. It generally requires at least 3 flushes to do your business.

poop, flush
wipe 3 times, flush
wipe 3 times, flush

sometimes it can handle a poop and one wipe but usually not

i generally plug it once every couple days

You're missing my point. I've used my method for 3 years now on various toilets of commercial and residential existence and have only had one minor clogging. It creates some sort of vacuum that sucks the turd down, regardless of size.

 

[SAWYER]

I can't say I've ever clogged a toilet and I take some massive deuces. We're talking 10 pounds here.

GTFO lol!

 

[spidey07]

You're missing my point. I've used my method for 3 years now on various toilets of commercial and residential existence and have only had one minor clogging. It creates some sort of vacuum that sucks the turd down, regardless of size.

I'm intrigued by your turd vacuum ideas and would like to subscribe to your colonic newsletter.

 

[Lamont Burns]

I want a pic of a 3.4 lb shit. I know some water was released in the process... but I can only muster ounces on my scale at home.

 

[chusteczka]

I've never clogged a toilet but I do clog yo mama each night.

That is really shitty ...

 

[Lamont Burns]

I can't say I've ever clogged a toilet and I take some massive deuces. We're talking 10 pounds here.

No you didn't.

 

[TallBill]

I want a pic of a 3.4 lb shit. I know some water was released in the process... but I can only muster ounces on my scale at home.

Well, because of my method I rarely get a good look at my artwork anymore