Do you bite your cookies?

[TallBill]

Like.. maybe an oreo? I've met people that bite into an oreo. Can the whole thing fit? Its less of a mess. Or perhaps a chips ahoy chewy. How big does the cookie have to be before you take a bite?

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

It depends on chewiness, size, and structure.
Orea or Fugee-O -> split into 2 parts, then eat
smallish hard cookie -> one bite
large hard cookie -> several bites
any soft cookie -> break pieces with hands

 

[moshquerade]

no, but i like to bite his cookies

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
It depends on chewiness, size, and structure.
Orea or Fugee-O -> split into 2 parts, then eat
smallish hard cookie -> one bite
large hard cookie -> several bites
any soft cookie -> break pieces with hands

A true engineer's answer.

Edit: And where's the poll?

 

[Gothgar]

no matter the size, entire cookie must enter mouth in one bite.

 

[her209]

Is an Orea a cookie?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: her209
Is an Orea a cookie?

Well what else would it be? And I have seen people bite it.
RaynorWolfcastle, that was fascinating.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

bite? I don't even chew!

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: her209
Is an Orea a cookie?

SOOO0000oooooooooo.......If you have a 2 ft cookie you have to swallow the cookie in one bite.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: her209
Is an Orea a cookie?

Well what else would it be? And I have seen people bite it.
RaynorWolfcastle, that was fascinating.

Yes, but how does one classify what is a cookie and what isn't a cookie?

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
It depends on chewiness, size, and structure.
Orea or Fugee-O -> split into 2 parts, then eat
smallish hard cookie -> one bite
large hard cookie -> several bites
any soft cookie -> break pieces with hands

why do I see this being in a Seinfeld episode?

 

[dighn]

i bite

 

[0]

I toss.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
It depends on chewiness, size, and structure.
Orea or Fugee-O -> split into 2 parts, then eat
smallish hard cookie -> one bite
large hard cookie -> several bites
any soft cookie -> break pieces with hands

A true engineer's answer.
Edit: And where's the poll?

Eating cookies is an optimization problem: maximize the duration of cookie flavour while minimizing crumbs (wasted cookie).

 

[jjones]

I crush the cookies and then snort the crumbs through a straw.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: her209
Is an Orea a cookie?

SOOO0000oooooooooo.......If you have a 2 ft cookie you have to swallow the cookie in one bite.

I was going to scoff at your 2 foot cookie remark, but then I remembered that I've eaten a 2 foot cookie before... perhaps even a 3 footer.. I actually had to cut it, bite it, then eat it.

 

[BW86]

depends on how big it is

 

[squeeg22]

- Pop the entire oreo into mouth.
- Before biting/chewing, take a drink of milk.
- Procede to chew.
- This eliminates mess from crumbs, dripped milk during dipping and "cookie residue" at the bottom of the cup from said dipping.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: BW86
depends on how big it is

im sure that applys to more than just cookies....

 

[FoBoT]

i am a cookie biter

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: 0
I toss.

Salads?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i am a cookie biter

Damn, wouldn't have expected that from you.