Do you add "in bed" to the end of fortunes from fortune cookies?

[MichaelD]

Ha! I've been doing this for years; I didn't think anyone but me did it anymore. How cool. Yes, I add "in bed" to the end of my Chinese Fortune Cookie fortune. It makes for some hilarious guffawing at the table.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: notfred
It's been tradition among my friends. Basically, if you break open your fortune cookie and it says "There are good things in your future", you read it as "There are good things in your future in bed". People do this everywhere, or am I wierd?

We used to add "In my pants" to it, I guess yours makes more sense tho heh

 

[rudeguy]

always....the worst was, "you will capitilize on your way with animals" in bed... I dont think I ever laughed that hard in my life

 

[toant103]

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[SSP]

"You have yearning for perfection" - in bed... buaahahahah....

sorry for the bump but I picked up this habit now and its pretty damn funny.

 

[Zim Hosein]

A diversity of friends is a credit to your flexible nature...in bed

 

[MeanMeosh]

you will have great fortune in life... and in bed.

 

[Joemonkey]

anyone have a damn clue where this started?!

i've been doing it ever since i can remember...

 

[Wallydraigle]

No, but I write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of all my checks.

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: lirion
No, but I write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of all my checks.

same here

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh

Originally posted by: lirion No, but I write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of all my checks.

same here

I'll have to start doing that.


Memo:<U> For sexual favors... in bed.

</U>LOL!

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: compudog

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh

Originally posted by: lirion No, but I write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of all my checks.

same here

I'll have to start doing that.


Memo: For sexual favors... in bed.

LOL!

Nice!

 

[Bignate603]

I just got the wierdest fortune cookie EVAH. I remembered this thread so went and found it. My fortune cookie read:

You can prosper in the field of medical or technical research



What the hell?

 

[Chaotic42]

Never heard of it before this.

 

[randomlinh]

oh yeah, my friend got this in for her fortune:

Promote literacy, buy a box of fortune cookies

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
oh yeah, my friend got this in for her fortune:

Promote literacy, buy a box of fortune cookies

I've gotten "You will be hungry soon, order take out now!"

 

[AgentEL]

I got this fortune one time:

"Behind every great man, there is a greater man" (in bed)

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: AgentEL
I got this fortune one time:

"Behind every great man, there is a greater man" (in bed)

heh, yeah, i remember seeing this one too.... adding in bed is almost always a gauranteed good chuckle.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
I just got the wierdest fortune cookie EVAH. I remembered this thread so went and found it. My fortune cookie read:

You can prosper in the field of medical or technical research



What the hell?

Now what medical and technical research can be done in bed? :Q

 

[kazeakuma]

Originally posted by: MeanMeosh

Originally posted by: lirion
No, but I write "for sexual favors" on the memo line of all my checks.

same here

I do that too. But on my netbank transfers.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
weird.