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Do they teach oldsmoboat's law in law school?

oiprocs

oiprocs

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I might take my engineering degree to law school some day. That is of course, if I decide I no longer need my soul.

I was wondering if his law in taught in the finest law schools in the country. If true, I would start paying attention to all the threads here that deal with his law, and get ahead of everyone else in my class.
 
It funny you should ask. There is a private school in Quantico, VA that teaches it and more.
But if i told you about it, I'd have to kill you.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
It funny you should ask. There is a private school in Quantico, VA that teaches it and more.
But if i told you about it, I'd have to kill you.
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I'm willing to take the risk old man, I'm almost certain that you can't catch me! 😛
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
It funny you should ask. There is a private school in Quantico, VA that teaches it and more.
But if i told you about it, I'd have to kill you.
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Which rule # is that again?
 
Originally posted by: oiprocs
I might take my engineering degree to law school some day. That is of course, if I decide I no longer need my soul.

I was wondering if his law in taught in the finest law schools in the country. If true, I would start paying attention to all the threads here that deal with his law, and get ahead of everyone else in my class.
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My gf (who is a soulless lawyer) tells me that there is piles of money in patent law, and they're always hiring.

Of course, it's got to be mind-numbingly boring.

Then again, it's Calvin's dad's job, and how cool is that?
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Do they teach oldsmoboat's law in law school?
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Nope, but I have seen infomercials on it late at night! 😛
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I wish some of our commercials were on youtube so I could share. They would violate Olds' law as well as common decency.
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
It funny you should ask. There is a private school in Quantico, VA that teaches it and more.
But if i told you about it, I'd have to kill you.
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I'm willing to take the risk old man, I'm almost certain that you can't catch me! 😛
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I've been to that school in Quantico Va...and Zim...why run? You'll only die tired.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: oiprocs
I might take my engineering degree to law school some day. That is of course, if I decide I no longer need my soul.

I was wondering if his law in taught in the finest law schools in the country. If true, I would start paying attention to all the threads here that deal with his law, and get ahead of everyone else in my class.
Click to expand...

My gf (who is a soulless lawyer) tells me that there is piles of money in patent law, and they're always hiring.

Of course, it's got to be mind-numbingly boring.

Then again, it's Calvin's dad's job, and how cool is that?
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That means the only thing it does is build character.

But barely.
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
You're engineering but you still have a soul? Lies.
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I bought one from a math major. He said he proved that God doesn't exist and didn't see a need for it.
 
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