Do prisoners need better tissue than 1 ply?

[Twista]

 

[aesthetics]

That is a very strange question. I vote no, they should have to wipe with their hands.

lulz

 

[RichardE]

No, thats a luxury they gave up by committing a crime. They should be thankfull its just a western tradition.

 

[Baked]

Ask zanejohnson, he would know.

 

[zinfamous]

Sears catalogue.

 

[jlee]

Use 2x amount of single ply or x amount of double ply. What's the difference?

 

[Ballatician]

Originally posted by: JLee
Use x amount of single ply or 2x amount of double ply. What's the difference?

you mean 1/2 amt of double ply right..

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: Ballatician

Originally posted by: JLee
Use x amount of single ply or 2x amount of double ply. What's the difference?

you mean 1/2 amt of double ply right..

yeah I think he just got it messed up. Take single ply and fold it over, and bam, its double ply! Must be magic.

 

[Itchrelief]

Give them 16-ply but only one sheet per day?

 

[zinfamous]

hell, my GF pretty much separates any multi-ply paper product and uses it one ply at a time (here's to being raised under communist occupation )

Don't see why a prisoner can't get used to 1-ply.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Or jelly.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Or jelly.

KY Jelly

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Wire brush?

 

[Leros]

I use about 30 sheets in a big ball when I get that transparent tissue paper. When I have decent paper, I use 2 sheets. Not sure which actually uses more paper.

 

[yhelothar]

everyone should be entitled to 2ply paper for wiping arse
1ply is cruel and unusual punishment
prisoners get enough anal trauma as it is

 

[nageov3t]

meh. I actually prefer 1-ply to anything else.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

No. They are lucky I don;t run the prison system. Fine grit sandpaper would be the norm.

 

[zerocool84]

They should have their jail mate lick their ass clean for them.

 

[Nohr]

They made a prison escape rope out of 1-ply TP on Mythbusters. Imagine what could be accomplished with dual ply technology in the hands of desperate prisoners.

 

[DangerAardvark]

You should ask tossed salad man. I think he prefers oral suction.

 

[coldmeat]

Nobody needs more than 1 ply.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: astroidea
everyone should be entitled to 2ply paper for wiping arse
1ply is cruel and unusual punishment
prisoners get enough anal trauma as it is

Good enough for college students, but not good enough for the scum of society?

 

[rubix]

Originally posted by: Nohr
They made a prison escape rope out of 1-ply TP on Mythbusters. Imagine what could be accomplished with dual ply technology in the hands of desperate prisoners.

2-ply quantum computers.

 

[tboo]

No, it gives the salad tossers something to chew on.