Do prisoners need better tissue than 1 ply?

[darkxshade]

I use single ply myself... I like the option of having odd number of layers.

 

[nakedfrog]

Bidet

 

[Nitemare]

since I am paying for it, no tp just recycled junk mail

which then goes back to their sender

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
since I am paying for it, no tp just recycled junk mail

which then goes back to their sender

LOL!

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Bidet

With hot sauce instead of water.

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: Twista

How much time are you going to be doing?

 

[SparkyJJO]

No. If my workplace doesn't have any more than single ply there is no way prisoners should have more

 

[TallBill]

Sandpaper

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Or jelly.

KY Jelly

who needs KY Jelly when they've got diarrhea? Just eat some chinese food and BAM!instant diarrhea.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

they can buy anything they want that isn't a weapon from the commissary.

 

[BoomerD]

As already mentioned...if the paper is thin, they'll just use more to prevent unwanted self-penetration.

Where's the savings?

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Ballatician

Originally posted by: JLee
Use x amount of single ply or 2x amount of double ply. What's the difference?

you mean 1/2 amt of double ply right..

yep.

 

[Farang]

I imagine their asses get sore, the least we could do is get them the quilted kind.

 

[imported_Imp]

No, if I don't get it at work or in public, why the hell should they get it...

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Nohr
They made a prison escape rope out of 1-ply TP on Mythbusters. Imagine what could be accomplished with dual ply technology in the hands of desperate prisoners.

Rofl, i made this topic when she was airing that episode =] The reason for this thread.

 

[chusteczka]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Wire brush?

Dried corn cob.

 

[NoShangriLa]

Toilet paper is cheap if that what it take to keep them from being agitated.

 

[mcmilljb]

Originally posted by: chusteczka

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Wire brush?

Dried corn cob.

An older former co-worker told me about his grandparents who used corn cobs and sears catalogs. :Q

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: RichardE
No, thats a luxury they gave up by committing a crime. They should be thankfull its just a western tradition.

It's more than western...it actually had it's origins in the asian countries.

If you are in the middle east then YMMV.

 

[schizoid77]

I prefer Bounty.

 

[TestedAcorn]

Originally posted by: chusteczka

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Make them wipe with thumb tacks. Or scorpions.

Wire brush?

Dried corn cob.

sandpaper

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: astroidea
everyone should be entitled to 2ply paper for wiping arse
1ply is cruel and unusual punishment
prisoners get enough anal trauma as it is

Good enough for college students, but not good enough for the scum of society?

When did you change the subject to politicians and away from prisoners?

 

[JohnCU]

force them to hold their shit in until something breaks.