Do or deal drugs? How would you like to get busted by SHAQ?? (Yes, he really is 300+lbs ;) *PICS*)

[iamme]

Shaq kicks ass in a drug raid

Group of guys high on drugs.....Shaq breaks down the door, "FREEZE, POLICE!"
Guys look at each other, "Dude, this is some good sh**.....that guys looks like Shaq!"

How can you take a drug bust seriously, when 7 feet tall Shaq comes busting through your door??


Here's how big this guy is, in case you don't know
Shaq standing next to reporter
Holy crap, he's huge
Shaq ready to bust a cap in someone's ass

 

[BigJohnKC]

He said on the Tonight Show recently that he wants to be a cop after retiring from basketball. I guess this was training for him....I'd take it seriously if a guy that huge came in and told me to stop what I was doing, no matter who he was...

 

[Rallispec]

he'd definetly intemidate me

 

[Red Dawn]

I'd be more afraid of that fat sucker raiding my refrigerator

 

[trmiv]

I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I'd be more afraid of that fat sucker raiding my refrigerator

hahahhaaha.. he'd raid the fridge, then kick ass. that mofo's feet are bigger than my whole self

 

[trmiv]

I guess they investigated him because the guy said Shaq picked him up and dunked his head in a toilet during the raid (seriously).

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

 

[Que-TiP]

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

i'm 6'1" and weight 230...shaq's a foot taller than me..i dont know if he's 350, but he is over 300 for sure

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

Shaq is listed as 315 on the Lakers roster.

Maybe if he keeps this up he'll get shot.

amish

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

You are a moron

350 is a little over, but you're still a moron.

Viper GTS

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

What are you talking about? Your perception of weight is a bit off. I've never heard anyone argue that Shaq weighs less than 300 lbs. He was 295 when he came in the NBA, and is listed as 315 in his NBA.com player profile, and that is supposed to be a VERY conservative estimate. Rumor is, he was over 360 during this past season. He's been working out in the offseason, and is supposed to be noticeably lighter, but is still probably around 330-350.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

Height: 7-1 Weight: 335 lbs. Born: March 6, 1972, Newark, NJ Age: 30 College: Louisiana State

ESPN.COM

 

[LaBang]

say i was smoking and Shaq came in to bust me. It would be so funny that I'm sure I'd just stand up and shake shaq's hand and ask for an autograph before it hit me that I was going to jail.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

225# my ass!

I weigh in at 235#, and I'm only 6' tall. And I am definitely not a body builder, nor a fatty...

 

[Imported]

I guess he has the time to do this now since he can't play till his doctors say he can.. :\

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Imported
I guess he has the time to do this now since he can't play till his doctors say he can.. :\

Well not now, he just had foot surgery yesterday. He has to wear a special boot for like two weeks before he can even ride a stationary bike.

 

[PG]

Hugo Girard is a cop up in Canada. For those who don't know who he is, Hugo is Canada's strongest man and has made it to the finals of WSM many times. He's 6' 2" and weighs in at about 330. It would be funny to see someone try to mess with him.
http://www.hugogirard.com/photos/100.jpg
http://www.hugogirard.com/photos/121.jpg

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: PG
Hugo Girard is a cop up in Canada. For those who don't know who he is, Hugo is Canada's strongest man and has made it to the finals of WSM many times. He's 6' 2" and weighs in at about 330. It would be funny to see someone try to mess with him.
http://www.hugogirard.com/photos/100.jpg
http://www.hugogirard.com/photos/121.jpg

Yea, that guy would be pretty intimadating. But although he is likely stronger than Shaq, I think Shaq's height would intimidate me more. Even though that Hugo guy could break me in half, I could at least stand eye to eye with him damn near.

 

[BigJohnKC]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

You are a moron

350 is a little over, but you're still a moron.

Viper GTS

Agreed. A guy at 6'8" weighing in at 235 is a bean pole, very skinny. I'm 6'7" and weigh over 300 - if I was to get down to 235 I'd have like 1% body fat, which is never happening. Shaq weighs 315 or so.

 

[Deeko]

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

You are either joking or just an idiot. You think Shaq is 7'1, freakin huge, and only weighs 225?? I have a friend that lifts alot, he is about 6'1, he weights that much. Seriously...what were you thinking? I feel bad for you if you really honestly believe everything you said there.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: BigJohnKC

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

You are a moron

350 is a little over, but you're still a moron.

Viper GTS

Agreed. A guy at 6'8" weighing in at 235 is a bean pole, very skinny. I'm 6'7" and weigh over 300 - if I was to get down to 235 I'd have like 1% body fat, which is never happening. Shaq weighs 315 or so.

Hell, Tim Duncan is 260 and I still think he's skinny. He was even skinnier in college; only person to ever make me feal short.

 

[Lucky]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: trmiv
I read about that the other day. That is nuts, could you imagine what that guy was thinking? Was he like "Hey Shaq, I love you, can I get your autograph." Or was he totally shaking in his boots seeing this 7'1" 350 lbs monster in front of him?

350? yeah... wearing a lead suit maybe...

A BIG bodybuilder 6'8" weighs in at 235 and he is HUGE... 350? not fscking likely...

I have read about people in this forum claiming to have 3% bodyfat, go below four and you're dead... i have read about people having all kinds of measurements.. I usually don't comment...

But in this case... ROFLMAOPIMP! 350lbs... yeah... right... more like 225...

are you dumb.

 

[BCYL]

haha SnapIT is getting grilled in here...

 

[iamme]

lol.....225lbs