dank69
Lifer
- Oct 6, 2009
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Oh boy, kinda long story, I'll try to make it brief. I'm sure if I had the energy I could turn this into a truely epic tale ala Nuclear Ned, but even just thinking about it pisses me off so I'm going to just rush it.What the fuck? What happened?
This was the first cellphone I ever owned. My wife got the thing for me specifically because Sprint was the only company at the time that offered phones without locking you into a 1 or 2 year contract. I don't even remember how long I had the phone but at some point I lost it. I wasn't even really using it much so I called them, told them I lost it and told them to cancel my service.
Next month I get a new bill. I called them up, successfully navigated their automated phone system to get a person, and had to fight for like a half an hour to get them to waive the bill. Next month, I get another bill. Repeat at least 3-4 times. The problem was, somewhere between the time when I first got the phone and when I lost it, Sprint stopped offering the no contract plan. I was grandfathered in, or at least I assume I was because I never signed a contract saying otherwise. Of course nobody working in customer service even knew that such a plan ever existed in the first place, because, you know, the average customer service rep is a fucking retard. So every month they would cancel the charges but not cancel the service even though they told me they would just to get me off the phone.
Sprint also happened to be in the process of engineering their automated phone system to be as anti-customer as possible. Every month when I called, the system options became more and more convoluted, requiring more and more choices before you could get a live operator. 0 no longer worked, more layers, etc. etc. The 5th or 6th month of this I get the following message everytime I am about to get a live person: "Sprint now charges $3 to talk to a live CS rep, do you agree to the charges?" NO! Fuck no! Back into the auto loop. The only way to get a live person without agreeing to a fee now was the option to sign up for new service. So I try that and the person I get says he can't help with my problem and transfers me back into the loop.
Now I have a bill that I won't pay and no way to get a live person to dispute it. After going through a few government agencies starting with BB they direct me to some agency that I would have never guessed could help. I don't even remember what agency it was, but I got a lady on the phone and after I explained the situation, she said she would take care of it. A few months later I got a written apology from Sprint and everything was removed from my credit history. Probably just coincidence, but I heard Sprint no longer charged people to speak to live operators soon after that.
TLDR:
Sprint CS sucks
No longer legal to charge for customer service. You are all welcome.
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