Do it yourself vasectomy!

madthumbs

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A almost performed that operation myself (but not with lobsters). Looking back I almost wish I had! The surgeon I got was a quack and I've felt numbness from his tugging on the tube over a year later. Took me over a month to be able to walk normal. Lobsters sound like a better alternative even.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: madthumbs
A almost performed that operation myself (but not with lobsters). Looking back I almost wish I had! The surgeon I got was a quack and I've felt numbness from his tugging on the tube over a year later. Took me over a month to be able to walk normal. Lobsters sound like a better alternative even.

Somehow I doubt any medical plan is going to cover that. ;)
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: CT2TXtech
wow vescetomy was that bad.
one month
maybe i should reconsider-i have 2 many kids

Sounds like an unusual case.

I know a lot of guys who were back pretty much normal in a couple of days.
 

CT2TXtech

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: CT2TXtech
wow vescetomy was that bad.
one month
maybe i should reconsider-i have 2 many kids

Sounds like an unusual case.

I know a lot of guys who were back pretty much normal in a couple of days.

 

Dhawk

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Originally posted by: madthumbs
A almost performed that operation myself (but not with lobsters). Looking back I almost wish I had! The surgeon I got was a quack and I've felt numbness from his tugging on the tube over a year later. Took me over a month to be able to walk normal. Lobsters sound like a better alternative even.

Bah....He just had a bad doctor. I had a vasectomy and had no complications at all. I had the procedure done on a Friday morning and went back to work on Monday with no problem. In fact, at the time I was doing competive cycling and rode my road bike 40 miles that Sunday.
 

Rogue

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The thing I noticed about the article is that most store managers here in the states would have still charged him for shoplifting, adding even more insult to injury. We Americans are some mean mofos! :D
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Slacker
Well, here in the states the dumbass would have sued the store :|

Ain't THAT the truth!
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Bleep

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i just dont believe the story. I never seen a lobster without the pinchers banded.

Bleep
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Bleep
i just dont believe the story. I never seen a lobster without the pinchers banded.

Bleep

Maybe so, but this is in ENGLAND.

Folks are weird over there!! ;)

Anyway, maybe they were "Free Range" lobsters!
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Mith
I figure once I am eighteen I will get fixed. No condoms... or maybe not who knows?

yay disease!