Do I have herpes?

[imported_Rat]

The corner of my mouth just started hurting for no reason. That's got to be a sure sign of something, right?

 

[sisq0kidd]

Yes.

 

[everman]

congrats

 

[Syringer]

Is this a sad attempt at implying that you've had sex sometime in this lifetime?

 

[imported_Rat]

I need a diagnosis.

 

[dxkj]

PROG-NO-SIS NEGATIVVVE!!!!!!

 

[buck]

Most people have it, my ex's grandfather (VERY conservative bible belt guy) has it.... Kinda opened my eyes to how just about anyone can get it.

Now genital herps is a different story .

 

[blodhi74]

go to a doctor ...kid

 

[SampSon]

perm banned? or just impatient?

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: blodhi74
go to a doctor ...kid

Dont they just give you stuff to hide the symptoms?

 

[imported_Rat]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: blodhi74
go to a doctor ...kid

Dont they just give you stuff to hide the symptoms?

Well, that's practical.

 

[SnarkRap]

Sounds more like dengue fever to me. Can I have your sound system when you die? I'll pay the shipping in advance.

 

[bamacre]

Jungle fever!

 

[aleckz]

does anyone in your family have it? i know some people that had it passed through blood... if not you need to watch out who you are kissing when you're PD.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: aleckz
does anyone in your family have it? i know some people that had it passed through blood... if not you need to watch out who you are kissing when you're PD.

PD? Piss drunk?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: dxkj
PROG-NO-SIS NEGATIVVVE!!!!!!

lol

 

[shoRunner]

actually its AIDS, sorry.

 

[imported_Rat]

The pain has mostly died down. I suppose I really couldn't have done much about it anyway.

 

[bersl2]

Originally posted by: Rat
The pain has mostly died down. I suppose I really couldn't have done much about it anyway.

And I thought I was the worst hypochondriac on this board...

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[Shawn]

Sorry.

 

[DivideBYZero]

You should suck less c...

 

[Dedpuhl]

Yes. You will die within 2 weeks.

 

[huberm]

you have teh crotch critters! Stop putting your mouth where it shouldnt be

 

[Kadarin]

You need to go visit your local priest and beg the Lord Jesus Christ for forgiveness for your lustful sins. If you perform the proper oral repentence, the priest may take it upon himself to bless you with His holy water as you take in the glory of God.

 

[Bootprint]

And here I was very afraid to click on this thread, just in case it had pictures.