Thank you guys for the advice!
I think I am going to go ahead and give Geek Squad a try. I figure it can't hurt. I spoke to my friend who works at Geek Squad, and he said he will put in a good word for me if I apply. (Though, he has been involved in some recent shenanigans involving calling in and being late, so he says it may or may not help me) He actually recommended that I leave my AAS degree completely off my application and don't even mention it because the manager there thinks anyone with a degree is "overqualified" and that no one there has a degree of any kind. He recommended I just leave my certifications on and that should be good enough. I just find this hilarious. My AAS degree doesn't qualify me for an IT job, and now it is possibly actually hurting me.
I looked at the degree plans for the state university here. There is literally *only* one computer science degree and then a few engineering degrees. Everything else is English, sociology, political science, business, biology, chemistry, etc.
Looking at the computer science and engineering degree plans, I am already 100% sure I wouldn't make it through them. The math requirements are crazy. It's almost like you are getting a mathematics degree.
I figure I'm going to go ahead and try to get a bachelor's degree anyway as a part time project, just so I can check that box off on job applications. I'm probably going to go with political science, as I feel pretty confident I can complete that degree plan. Still, my end goal is to have a professional IT career of some kind. I don't know where, when, or how that will happen. I'm guessing a bachelor's degree in political science along with my AAS degree will show that I am diversified educationally when I apply for IT jobs in the future? (Is that even a chance of how HR will see it? lol I mean it can't hurt, right?)
I guess I would probably come in at interviews in the future and say "Well, I have a political science degree, so you know I can read and write well. You know I understand how government and organizations work. But I also have an IT education, so you probably don't get a lot of people with both backgrounds here" Meh, it could work, I guess?
Edit: I also see that they have minors in business. Maybe I will also try to get a business minor so I can say "Also, I have some business education". I mean, I guess it would look like I have education in various fields then?