do girls make up stuff?

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[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
me says that you need to go back to the aol chatroom and stuffs and learn about life and run on sentences and about how the world really works and that you really should just lock yourself in the bathroom with a picture of your imaginary friend and wank yourself into oblivion.

I think you need some pie.

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
Tell her to dump her loser and go out on a date with you. See what happens.

Yeah, we go out often. I just don't want to put her under the 3rd degree and not bring that topic up again. I don't want to ruin anything with our relations/friendship. We click, and she admits we do. She is one cool friend to me as we click together. Everyone should admit when they click with someone, that someone is really cool to have for them. She is one of the best things to have come along or happen to me.

Update: she bought christmas presents for relatives, friends, god-children, but not once mention bf.

 

[Schadenfroh]

I knew a girl once who made up a boyfriend and even forged notes from him and pictures to tell her friends and brag about him. lasted a good while. she never showed him to any of them and rumour began spreading that it was bogus and she slapped a lawsuit on those spreading it for slander, but was thrown out when the person she had made up was not to be found.

did he dissappear overnight before the lawsuit or did he ever exist?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

Hahaha, awesome mix! :beer:

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

Hahaha, awesome mix! :beer:

are you saying friends are allowed to engage in a hand job? I once knew a friend in college who was friends with this girl who had a bf from her hometown a few hrs away. During the year they were great friends. Then news came that he wasn't going to be returning the next year, something about going to another school in puerto rico, where he lives and is from. The next morning he came to me telling me she gave him a hand job and showed me his bed sheets with the cum stain on it. He bragged about to me and a few other ppl. Word got around to her, and she was really mad at him.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

Hahaha, awesome mix! :beer:

are you saying friends are allowed to engage in a hand job? I once knew a friend in college who was friends with this girl who had a bf from her hometown a few hrs away. During the year they were great friends. Then news came that he wasn't going to be returning the next year, something about going to another school in puerto rico, where he lives and is from. The next morning he came to me telling me she gave him a hand job and showed me his bed sheets with the cum stain on it. He bragged about to me and a few other ppl. Word got around to her, and she was really mad at him.

I never really understood the point of a handjob from a girl. I mean, if I just wanted a jerk I'd do it myself since I could do a better job. At least go down on a guy, geez.

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

what is poon? you mean punani or coochie?

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

Hahaha, awesome mix! :beer:

are you saying friends are allowed to engage in a hand job? I once knew a friend in college who was friends with this girl who had a bf from her hometown a few hrs away. During the year they were great friends. Then news came that he wasn't going to be returning the next year, something about going to another school in puerto rico, where he lives and is from. The next morning he came to me telling me she gave him a hand job and showed me his bed sheets with the cum stain on it. He bragged about to me and a few other ppl. Word got around to her, and she was really mad at him.

I never really understood the point of a handjob from a girl. I mean, if I just wanted a jerk I'd do it myself since I could do a better job. At least go down on a guy, geez.

Well he told me as they were lying on the bed, she rolled over and said that she was bored and started giving him the hand job.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

what is poon? you mean punani or coochie?

pooon some noobs?

 

[BannedTroll]

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

what is poon? you mean punani or coochie?

Thread is obviously BS. I can't believe anyone is this stupid/ naive.

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

what is poon? you mean punani or coochie?

Thread is obviously BS. I can't believe anyone is this stupid/ naive.

I am for real. I dont know what poon is. I think it means coochie as it sounds like punani.

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: BannedTroll

Originally posted by: frankierx

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
It is too bad you already have a boyfriend because....oh well fvck it...stick out your hand...so I can rub it on my twitching wee-wee....and maybe get some poon.

what is poon? you mean punani or coochie?

Thread is obviously BS. I can't believe anyone is this stupid/ naive.

I am for real. I dont know what poon is. I think it means coochie as it sounds like punani.

Lol!

 

[BannedTroll]

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: BannedTroll
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

poontang is pussy ( can i say that word?).

 

[kalster]

i cant believe some of the words used in this thread made it past the filter

 

[Pepsi90919]

girls make up all sorts of stupid crap

like "i love you"
and "i'm pregnant"

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
girls make up all sorts of stupid crap

like "i love you"
and "i'm pregnant"

Haha, my buddy's psycho girlfriend used the "I'm pregnant" line on him to get him back and then told him she was lying just to get him back. Boggles my mind that he's still with her, I'd be long gone.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: frankierx
My friend says she's got a bf. It sounds made up though. She never mentions him. Says that hes unemployed and works 7 days a week for HIS**(correction) sister's business that my friend knows no idea about what it entails. Says I've seen her new home even b4 her bf has. Doesn't mention anything else about her bf except that they fought over drop cell phone calls. She lives with her parents and plans on living with her parents and sister in her new home. Says that she doesnt think she'll ever get married. Says that she's sad about her life. Says that she doesn't get much sleep 2 days after hugging her after dinner. Says that we 'click'.

his (correction)


UPdate: She called me and we talked very well. We had a normal convo as 2 human beings should. I feel better now. I told her thanks for calling and it's nice to hear from her. I am too polite but i don't know what else to say except what I feel.

I'm going to have to ask you to remove the "frank" from your username.

See, you have disgraced yourself and your name, and seeing as my name is frank, I would rather your name have no connection whatsoever with mine.