Originally posted by: OmegaNauce
Well, I've been playing for 12 years now and I love watching the game. It requires everything that a true sport needs.
1) Endurance
2) Strength
3) Agility
4) Speed
5) Skill
6) The ability to read a play and IMPROVISE!
I am sorry, but not many sports can stand up to that. Football lacks endurance, baseball strength, endurance and agility, but I believe hockey grabs them all as well. When you can watch a play develop and see the end result before it happens, or be surprised when something does happen, it makes a sport entertaining. I find football lacking because of the set plays that the coach has to call out. How boring! At least soccer players can think for themselves. If you really think you are men, go play rugby.
I won't even touch baseball because its too easy.
Hockey I respect because it is very much like soccer. Every goal is golden and very special. A touchdown or a run in baseball doesn't seem to matter all that much. Thats just my 2 cents though.
Thinking isn't exactly the strength of soccer players

As the professional soccer players here are like superstars they also get invited for TV shows a lot, and their average score on the national IQ tests is about 80. Watching gameshows with soccer players can be amusing, when they don't know stuff the average human learns at age 5 or so (example: how to speak their own language a bit decent).
Soccer is huge here, even more so than American football, baseball or basketball in the US. I've played it a lot during holidays when I was young, but I can't stand watching it. Especially the way the professional players try to get the referee on their side is disgusting, with them falling down the moment someone might have touched them and groaning while grabbing the 'hurt' leg, and when the referee doesn't notice it just standing up and continuing to play again. Weren't they hurt so bad 2 seconds ago? Or might that have been an attempt to get a free kick?
Top soccer players get salaries of many millions of dollars from their clubs, just like the top sportsmen in the US, but here the government actually funds the clubs to prevent them from going broke... WTF? If they can afford to pay hundreds of millions to the players, why do they need government funding too??
The Dutch government also has to deploy extra police with every soccer event here, even with regular matches, just to prevent fights and random destruction. When a Dutch club recently won something big the fans celebrated this by smashing up part of their own town. Great crowd with an average IQ of 40 at most. We've had several deaths here due to fans of different soccerclubs agreeing to meet for a fight and attacking eachother with knives, chains, and metal bars.
Never really enjoyed watching it, the game tends to be only slightly more intelligent and interesting than the players and their fans.
Edit: If, however, they'd introduce freefighting into soccer I'd be the first to watch it. Imagine a game where they can do anything they want to the one with the ball.