do all wives do this?

[CurseTheSky]

My wife will chase after me with the aloe vera gel or whatever. I hate that stuff.

 

[JimKiler]

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose."

 

[Midwayman]

Its just the whole grooming instinct. Monkeys do it too.

 

[BurnItDwn]

My fiance likes to futz with my hair, sideburns, shirt tag, and etc. I haven't allowed myself to get sunburned to the point of peeling skin in maybe 15 years or so. So, I don't have experience with that, but, I suspect she would be right there peeling it all off because women like to torture.

 

[mitchelt]

My wife is a peeler...I think it's gross.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Your wife peeling he skin isn't your problem. The skin cancer you're going to have 40 years from now is.

 

[techs]

Have you considered your wife may think you're an alien and is trying to get down to your reptilian skin?

 

[Insomniator]

Put it in the skin box please.

My GF had an actual skin box for me. We forgot about it on the shelf for a while and one of our friends noticed and said 'what is this?'

Was an awkward answer.