DMX to Judge: "I ain't fu**ing coming back ..."

[Josh]

Well I was wrong...

Even though he dropped an F-bomb on a Miami judge yesterday, DMX can finally get all the McD's he wants -- for now.

We're told his lawyer, former "Apprentice" could-a-been turned miracle worker Bradford Cohen, just worked out a plea deal with the judge: time served and about a $483 fine. D could've faced up to six years on the trying-to-score coke and pot charges, to which he plead guilty.

We're also told AZ lawmen have 15 days to collar him for all his eight zillion arrests there. If they don't, he's home free ... until the next time he gets arrested, which should be ...

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I find it a little surprising the judge didn't find him in contempt - I certainly would have. I guess things are different in Florida . . .

 

[Linux23]

Get at me dog. WRooof Wroof.

 

[wheresmybacon]

LOL

Nothing he does surprises me anymore. Did anyone catch his "reality" show?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

He's a giant asshole. He's richer than any of us will ever be. Life is so logical.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Josh
Well I was wrong...

Even though he dropped an F-bomb on a Miami judge yesterday, DMX can finally get all the McD's he wants -- for now.

We're told his lawyer, former "Apprentice" could-a-been turned miracle worker Bradford Cohen, just worked out a plea deal with the judge: time served and about a $483 fine. D could've faced up to six years on the trying-to-score coke and pot charges, to which he plead guilty.

We're also told AZ lawmen have 15 days to collar him for all his eight zillion arrests there. If they don't, he's home free ... until the next time he gets arrested, which should be ...

Always bet on black

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Sawyer
If any normal person said that we would be tossed in jail

 

[AstroManLuca]

Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll: Lets just kill everyone who we don't like. :roll:

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll: Lets just kill everyone who we don't like. :roll:

I'm not saying I would kill him, or that he deserves death... but if he were to die (and judging by the amount of crime he gets involved in, it's more likely that he'll get shot than your average person), I certainly wouldn't mourn his passing.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll:

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll:

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll: Lets just kill everyone who we don't like. :roll:

I'm not saying I would kill him, or that he deserves death... but if he were to die (and judging by the amount of crime he gets involved in, it's more likely that he'll get shot than your average person), I certainly wouldn't mourn his passing.

:roll:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Why doesn't someone just kill him? The world would be a better place.

:roll: Lets just kill everyone who we don't like. :roll:

I agree. I mean, let's face it, with over 6 billion people on the planet, we're not exactly hurting for people to replace him. If we got rid of everyone we didn't like, we could end the global food shortage, lessen our impact on our environment at the global level, and never have to listen to another DMX song again!

I fully support this idea Icerberg. What can I do to help?

 

[Xavier434]

That is one hell of a fu**ing history.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
my friend is opening for him on oct. 12.....that is if dmx isn't locked up by then.

whose your friend?

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: aphex
What a fine, upstanding young man.

...yet some people here would still cry if he overdosed or got shot.

 

[Journer]

it's just a word. .... but he was being an ass about not showing up