Distracted Driver Described As Right Handed

[TheGardener]

Most of us think of texting, when we hear about distractive driving. Mr Johnson had something else mind. Ya, Mr Johnson. And this was not his first offense, driving in an automobile, for this type activity. Surprisingly, not, this guy is unemployed. Too bad he can't do that for a living.

-A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at

an intersection, police report. According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.

Never knew that a police report would describe one as right handed. I learn something new every day.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/distracted-driver-busted-642930

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/distracted-driver?page=1

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/distracted-driver?page=2

 

[MtnMan]

As a firefighter we responded to a number of MVA's. One I recall the guy drifted off the road and hit a power pole, while the wifey was giving him head.

She ended up with a broken nose.

 

[BxgJ]

Most of us think of texting, when we hear about distractive driving. Mr Johnson had something else mind. Ya, Mr Johnson. And this was not his first offense, driving in an automobile, for this type activity. Surprisingly, not, this guy is unemployed. Too bad he can't do that for a living.



Never knew that a police report would describe one as right handed. I learn something new every day.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/distracted-driver-busted-642930

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/distracted-driver?page=1

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/distracted-driver?page=2

So unemployment is keeping him so busy, the only time he has to do this is while driving? lol

 

[shortylickens]

YOU COULD BE A HUGE STAR!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So unemployment is keeping him so busy, the only time he has to do this is while driving? lol

Trying to prove to prospective employers that he can multitask effectively. He failed obviously, but still a valiant attempt.