episodic
Lifer
Me: My dsl is down. I have a Speedstreem 5260 modem. I have powercycled the modem and it still does not sync. I have checked all of my connections, checked my computers ethernet connection diagnostically, and ensured that my jack was in good working order.
Tech: What is your login id?
Me: *my login id here*
Tech: Did you powercycle the modem?
Me: Were you not just listening?
Tech: Did you check the connections and ensure everything is plugged in properly?
Me: You obviously do not care about me or my problem and you have zero ability to listen to my conversation. Please connect me to a supervisor.
Tech: *obviously pissed* - I am trying to help you sir - if you could just answer my questions.
Me: Arghhhhh.... slam. . .
Sigh - 2nd tech did the diagnostics, found the problem, gave me a 15 minute eta - internet is back on.
Tech: What is your login id?
Me: *my login id here*
Tech: Did you powercycle the modem?
Me: Were you not just listening?
Tech: Did you check the connections and ensure everything is plugged in properly?
Me: You obviously do not care about me or my problem and you have zero ability to listen to my conversation. Please connect me to a supervisor.
Tech: *obviously pissed* - I am trying to help you sir - if you could just answer my questions.
Me: Arghhhhh.... slam. . .
Sigh - 2nd tech did the diagnostics, found the problem, gave me a 15 minute eta - internet is back on.