"Disco Stu wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing" - What's your favorite Simpsons quote?

[pearlJammer]

Ralph: "Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

 

[dc]

ralph has the best quotes.

 

[IEatChildren]

Homer: Remember when I took that wine making class and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how!



Homer: Going bowling, not back, avenge death.
Marge: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: uhh... I'm not going to lie to you, Marge. So long!



Clinton: Whenever you want something, dont stop complaining until you get it.
Marge: Isn't that a lousy lesson?
Clinton: Well, i'm a lousy president



Clinton: You think you're not good enough for me, don't you, Marge? Well you are. Hell, I've done it with pigs!



Edit: I went to see the Simpsons live last year, when they came to Montreal. The voice actors were here and they did a live reading. It was a good time. My boss bought Dan Castellanetta's CD and got it autographed and I got my poster of all the Simpsons characters signed by Hank Azaria (who is by the way a total dick. What a jerk!) The show was expensive, but I didn't pay. It was a "business" show, being that the store I work for paid for the tickets and the meal afterwards.

 

[QueBert]

Ralph (to bart) "And that's my Sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the Leprachaun, he told me to burn stuff!"

Bart: riiiight.


Homer: So anyways, Lenny & Karl are never around on Wensdays and they don't tell me where they go, it's like a Conspericy!
Bart: A Conspericy eh? Do they think might be involved in the Kennedy assissanation in some way?
Homer: I do.... NOW!
Homer: Any way I'm going to follow them tonight and see where they go.
Marge: Oh Homer, don't go stalking people again it's so illegal. Remember when you thought Charles Karoult(sp?) was diggin up your garden
Homer: Well, somthing did!
Mager: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
Homer: Oh Okay have it your own way Marge! I'll be back in a minute I'm....going...outside....to...stalk...Lenny...and...Karl....DOH!"


I also loved when Homer missed seeing Mr. T" at the mall

Homer to Burns: "Or What? you'll release the dogs, or the bees? or the dogs with the bees in their mouth, and everytime they bark bees fly out!"

 

[tm37]

Homer: Hey! We owe this guy, and I don't want you calling him a sissy. This guy's a fruit, and a... no, wait, wait, wait: queer, queer queer! That's what you like to be called, right?

John: Well, that or John.

Lisa: This is about as tolerant as Dad gets so you should be flattered.

 

[HJB417]

"I want it to read 'best vacation ever."
"ATTENTION MARGE SIMPSON, WE HAVE ARRESTED YOUR SON....."
"ATTENTION MARGE SIMSPON, WE HAVE ALSO ARRESTED YOUR MUCH OLDER, BALDER AND FATTER SON!"









APRIL FO...<beer explosion>

 

[Snipa]

Ralph does have the best lines:

Ralph: I eated the purple berries!
Bart: How'd they taste Ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr...oooo...they taste like burning!

"That's my sandbox &#65533; I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

Ralph: My knob tastes funny!
Tour Guide of the knob factory: Please refrain from tasting the knobs.

"Me fail english?!!! That's unpossible!!"

 

[IEatChildren]

When Homer becomes the chief of police, and he shuts down Fat Tony, the chuch sign says "Tomorrow: Funeral, Homer Simpson"

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: joecool
DOH!

 

[Broohaha]

Rod&Todd: We're not allowed to eat sugar.
Bart: There's no sugar in pixie sticks.

 

[Deeko]

What's that? A simpsons quote?

http://www.simpsons-quotes.com

All the simpsons quotes you will ever need

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of the best simpsons writers have moved on leaving some pretty crappy writers...Conan O'brien moved on to, duh, his own show.. Brad Bird - perhaps the most talented simpson's writer- moved on to direct the Iron Giant (awesome movie) and he also did some writing/consulting on The King of the Hill... Greg Daniels, also a writer from the peak seasons (season 2-4 or 5), went on to co-create King of the Hill.. Yep, lots of great talent from the simpsons now working on King of the hill.. Ditto with Futurama (lots of ex-simpsons writers started writing there)... Mike Scully, the evil bastards often criticized for the downfall of the simpsons, went on to create two terrible shows- "the pitts" and "the mullets" (ok, that's not on yet so it's not fair to call it terrible)..

they might have moved to King of the Hill, but the worst Simpsons episode is still better than the best King of the Hill episode. Same for futurama.

That's just not true..Have you honestly watched more than a handful of episodes? King of the Hill has some stinkers but also has some incredible episodes as well...

King of the Hill is an awful, awful, awful show.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Deeko
What's that? A simpsons quote?

http://www.simpsons-quotes.com

All the simpsons quotes you will ever need

about time. figured you would've been in here earlier Deeko. btw, do you remember or have the clip where Homer is eating lunch with Lenny and Carl and goes: "What do you think... [Homer looks at hand, says: 'Carl is black'], Carl?" forgot that whole scene...thats all i can piece from it...

 

[Deeko]

Sorry, somehow missed the thread. Makes me sad almost.

Of course I have the clip Just gotta remember the episode...

 

[Spacehead]

Didn't have the time to read all of them so i hope these weren't taken already.


Bart- "I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks & blows."

Homer- "Don't worry, it's a controled burn... uh-oh!"

 

[XZeroII]

Homer: [song]I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone...[/song] mmmmm...Chicken...

 

[gistech1978]

Ralph: Prinscipal Skipple, Prinscipal Skimpster. I found something. [all
gather] It's a spearhead!

Miss Hoover: That's your trowel blade, Ralph, it fell off the handle.

Ralph: And I found it.

 

[Jeff7]

The episode about the trillion dollar bill stolen by Burns:
"All we've discerned from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof."

Or when Krusty's broke, on the streets, holding a sign "Will drop pants for food."
"Ugh, that guy's doing it for free."
:music:Old gray mare
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
:music:



"Oh man, why'd I have to drink all that crab juice?"

 

[Saulbadguy]

Does anyone know when the Simpsons season premiere is???

Principal Skinner: You could say we are eating ooter, and he is in our stomach right now! Actually, scratch that one.

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Does anyone know when the Simpsons season premiere is???

Principal Skinner: You could say we are eating ooter, and he is in our stomach right now! Actually, scratch that one.

your best bet to find out is here

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
the episode where they go to australia:

Marge: "I'll just have a coffee."
Bartender: "Beer it is then."
Marge: "No, coffee."
Bartender: "Be-er."
MArge: "C-O-"
Bartender: "B-E"
Marge: "Oh forget it."

From the end of the episode where Grandpa And Mrs Bouviae(SP?) fall in love: "Hello Grandpa My Old Friend, Your Busy Day Is At An End, Your Exploits Have Been Sad And Boring, They Tell A Tale Thats Worth Ignoring, When Your Alone The Words Of Your Story Will Echo Down The Rest Home Halls Because Noone Else Can Stand The Sound Of Grandpa"

 

[XZeroII]

Troy McClure: Selma, Jubjub is FANTASTIC! He's everywhere you want to be!

 

[XZeroII]

Homer Speaking about Troy McClure: Who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo.
Marge: What are you talking about?
Homer: You know...His bizzare personal life. The weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why, I'd heard...
Marge: Oh Homer! That's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish.

 

[hjo3]

Lisa: Nobody out-crazies Ophelia!

 

[Rainsford]

(Homer and Flanders and Flanders of driving in a blizzard...they hit something)
Flanders: Homer, I think we hit something.
Homer: Hehe, I hope it was Flanders.
(Flanders gives him a dirty look)
Homer: I'm just kidding. Hey, you're all right.