Thanks to some yogurt that I poorly misjudged as fresh I needed to take a trip over to our office restroom to alleviate the cries of agony from my digestive tract. Now there are two stalls in the room (handicap and the small one) and after peeking into the small one noticed it was clogged in the most disgusting fashion. I didn't have time to head down the next floor (we have a shared restroom on our tech/HR floor) so I figured I'll just take the handicap side. The toilet was placed at the far end and there was an aroma dispenser so it should have been okay.
Now in the middle of taking care of business I heard someone else come in. Apparently this guy needed to take a dump too because he stopped at the front of the stall next door. Seconds went by and I noticed he didn't move. What the hell? I have no idea whether he was fascinated by the sight of a clogged toilet filled with human waste or maybe the paranoid side of me thinks this guy is seriously contemplating screwing the guy who's in the next stall (yeah there are some jokers on my floor).
My mind's in a panic and I start finishing up and rolling and wiping like there's no tomorrow and this guy totally steps into the stall. WTF was he doing I thought. I zipped up and then the dreaded WHOOSH sound came followed by "ahh shit" from the guy and the inevitable pitter patter of water hitting the restroom floor. I quickly ran the hell out of there and saw the guy's back just as he ran out the restroom door. I recognized him as one of the relatively new HR aides so I chased his ass. This guy probably freaked because I yelled out semi-loudly "hey asshole" and he glanced back to see this 6'1" guy barreling down on him. He tried to turn a corner but his feet tangled up and he fell face first onto the floor. Poor bastard. I went and checked to make sure he was okay and luckily the genius didn't break a nose or anything. I told him "don't flush when it's clogged".
CLIFFS:
1. needed to use restroom bad
2. found one stall clogged so used the other
3. joker came in and decided to flush the clogged toilet
4. i gave chase
5. guy tried to make a sharp turn and fell hard
Now in the middle of taking care of business I heard someone else come in. Apparently this guy needed to take a dump too because he stopped at the front of the stall next door. Seconds went by and I noticed he didn't move. What the hell? I have no idea whether he was fascinated by the sight of a clogged toilet filled with human waste or maybe the paranoid side of me thinks this guy is seriously contemplating screwing the guy who's in the next stall (yeah there are some jokers on my floor).
My mind's in a panic and I start finishing up and rolling and wiping like there's no tomorrow and this guy totally steps into the stall. WTF was he doing I thought. I zipped up and then the dreaded WHOOSH sound came followed by "ahh shit" from the guy and the inevitable pitter patter of water hitting the restroom floor. I quickly ran the hell out of there and saw the guy's back just as he ran out the restroom door. I recognized him as one of the relatively new HR aides so I chased his ass. This guy probably freaked because I yelled out semi-loudly "hey asshole" and he glanced back to see this 6'1" guy barreling down on him. He tried to turn a corner but his feet tangled up and he fell face first onto the floor. Poor bastard. I went and checked to make sure he was okay and luckily the genius didn't break a nose or anything. I told him "don't flush when it's clogged".
CLIFFS:
1. needed to use restroom bad
2. found one stall clogged so used the other
3. joker came in and decided to flush the clogged toilet
4. i gave chase
5. guy tried to make a sharp turn and fell hard
