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Dirtiest thing ever said to me on a tech phone call

OutHouse

OutHouse

Lifer
I had to call this lady in another state because she was having printing problems. We publish the application she is running with Citrix and with Citrix there is a tool that will allow us to "Shadow" the user who is connected to our server farm. Shadowing is like remote control, I have control of the mouse/keyboard and can only see the app running on her screen.

Well anyway I call her up and ask her to connect to our farm. she does and i told her I was going to shadow her and check the printer settings in the app. she has been through this drill before so she knows what to expect.

the phone is silent while i start the shadow and next thing she ask me is

"Are you in me yet?" :Q

i had to bite my tongue.
 
Hehe.

I've had something even dirtier DONE to me while I was the tech on a phone call. 😀

 
Aside from the usual dirty remarks about floppies/software yada yada I can remember when thrustmaster joysticks were quite popular among some of my clients... sigh if I had a $1 for every bad line that I got to listen to
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<< Hehe.

I've had something even dirtier DONE to me while I was the tech on a phone call. 😀 >>

Did she get out from under your desk before the end of the call? If so, you're a n00b. 😉 😛

Nik
 
Did you spit out the coffee? 😀

I had a similiar incident like yours and it was in the morning, ended up laughing so hard I almost choked on my coffee - had to replace keyboard. 😛
 
my ex-girlfriend's mom works for citrix.

never had anything dirty said to *me*, but one caller hinted heavily at having sexual relations with a professor:

(she's trying to find out his contact info)
me: so you don't know what he looks like?
her: well i could tell you something, but i'm not sure it'd be appropriate

:Q
 
When I used to work as a service tech for Best Buy, we would get alot of customers who had porn on there computers.

One guy told me he had to get a data transfer from his computer before we sent it out to service. He told me he needed his "My Documents" backed up. Turned out his "My Documents" was 1.2GB and had like every Playboy Playmate from 2 years back in alphabetical order. Nice.



-Jimbo
 
Haha, that reminds me of that line from Revenge of the Nerds about Leave it to Beaver.

"What's the dirtiest thing ever said on television? "

"I don't know, what is the dirtiest thing ever said on television?"

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
 
Back in my sophomore year @ college, one of the professor's brought in their laptop after being dropped. Asked to recover data, had to send to drive saver's, cost like $800. Anyway, we get the data back (99.5%, very cool) and I ask him what he needs transferred to his new computer. Without blinking an eye he said "the 'Media' folder on the desktop, and anything you else you think I might want." I ask if this was all and to sign off on it on the work order. So I grab the Media folder, damn 11GB. It is the most complete Asian porn archive I have ever seen. There was alot of other stuff but for goodness sake, he had 8GB of asian video, couple gigs of pics. So I transfer it, grab his identities (Macintosh..yeah) folder, etc. Call him up when its done. Couldn't help laughing my way through showing him his new Powerbook, explained it as a joke I heard earlier. My god......sigh, horny dumbfark.
 


<< I had a guy tell me out of nowhere that he wished his cat wasn't gay. >>



LMFAO! Before I worked in the tech industry, I used to sell performance auto parts. One time a coworker put someone on hold for a while as he went to look up something in a catalog, and when someone else picked up the line asking who he was holding for, the guy said (and I quote) "I'm just sitting here, f*cking the dog..."
 
Had a woman(first time I had ever spoke to her) tell me a dirty joke.

Thought it was so funny in this era of political correctness, trusting a stranger to tell a dirty joke to. Unfortunately I had heard it before..so she told me another one that I hadn't heard before. 😀
 


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<< I had a guy tell me out of nowhere that he wished his cat wasn't gay. >>



LMFAO! Before I worked in the tech industry, I used to sell performance auto parts. One time a coworker put someone on hold for a while as he went to look up something in a catalog, and when someone else picked up the line asking who he was holding for, the guy said (and I quote) "I'm just sitting here, f*cking the dog..." >>



I had one lady who was OBVIOUSLY at least 10 years older than I was hitting on me when I Worked at Packard Hell. She implyed that she was going to fly out there and find me. because she knew my name (first name) where I Worked and that I worked Graves.

she had a beautiful voice but She'd probably be hidious.😱
 
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