Diners Attack Trapped Fat Lady With Plastic Forks

[Cal166]

Cops say the woman "squealed and suffered horribly" as a wild-eyed mob jabbed her and hurled cruel insults, including calling her names like "Miss Piggy" and "tub of lard" and taunting her with the childhood rhyme, "Fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the bathroom door . . ."

"This unfortunate woman was poked and stabbed at least 200 times and maybe even more," says a Chicago police spokesman, adding that he is both embarrassed and saddened by the insensitivity of his fellow Chicagoans.

"The forks were plastic," he says, "but they still managed to inflict a lot of damage. Doctors later told me the victim looked like a pincushion."


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[FoBoT]

why did they do that?

Cops say her assailants will almost certainly face assault and battery charges after investigators pore over videotape taken from the restaurant's security cameras to help them identify everyone who participated in the bizarre attack.

that would be most embarrassing to go to jail for this

"hey buddy, what are you in for?" -> " i poked a large women that was stuck in a door with a plastic fork" :Q

 

[Looney]

That's just fvcking wrong. I can't believe nobody stood up for her.

EDIT: Ah i'm an idiot. WWN.

 

[Kadarin]

I hate to be an insensitive clod, but good God man, that lady weighs 647lbs! She deserves to be humiliated...

The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."

"Alternative body image" my ass. That lady is TOO GODDAMNED FAT!

 

[Trevelyan]

Before anyone else says anything, its Weekly World News.

 

[bernse]

It's Weekly World News. The same outfit that says Osama is hanging out with a Cloned Hitler.

 

[TommyVercetti]

The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through

*Alternative body image*

She is suing the restaurant for only 20K!

 

[JHoNNy1OoO]

Originally posted by: Trevelyan
Before anyone else says anything, its Weekly World News.

I was about to say, "That can't be real!"

A mob to just pick on a fat lard and actually stay there poking her with plastic forks. Pure Comedy!

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[maziwanka]

it sounds fake. i mean thats just freakin mean.

 

[Acanthus]

WWN is about as reliable as dateline NBC :beer:

zing!

 

[spaceman]

thats wrong and probably a complete fabrication.oh well.

 

[NFS4]

"Fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the bathroom door . . ."

:Q

 

[TommyVercetti]

Clearly, half the ATOTers would have joined in on the poking.

 

[ATLien247]

Just because she's obese doesn't mean she deserves to be assaulted.

I'm not usually one to condone suing for punitive damages, but in this case she should sue for a lot more than $20K... and not just the restaurant for allowing such a thing to happen, but each and every one of those pathetic souls that assaulted her!

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Just because she's obese doesn't mean she deserves to be assaulted.

I'm not usually one to condone suing for punitive damages, but in this case she should sue for a lot more than $20K... and not just the restaurant for allowing such a thing to happen, but each and every one of those pathetic souls that assaulted her!

If it were true, which it isnt.

OTOH i heard batboy was in on it.

 

[Jetblade]

Wow. Just Wow.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Just because she's obese doesn't mean she deserves to be assaulted.

I'm not usually one to condone suing for punitive damages, but in this case she should sue for a lot more than $20K... and not just the restaurant for allowing such a thing to happen, but each and every one of those pathetic souls that assaulted her!

If it were true, which it isnt.

OTOH i heard batboy was in on it.

I thought he was on a trip to the moon?

 

[Corsairpro]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
*Alternative body image*

She is suing the restaurant for only 20K!

The average WWN reader can't comprehend numbers larger than that.

 

[GroundZero]

The 647-pound woman -- whose name Weekly World News editors are withholding to spare her any further embarrassment --


like they would do that!

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Just because she's obese doesn't mean she deserves to be assaulted.

Geez. You don't say.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: bernse

Geez. You don't say.

Actually, I do...

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Just because she's obese doesn't mean she deserves to be assaulted.

I'm not usually one to condone suing for punitive damages, but in this case she should sue for a lot more than $20K... and not just the restaurant for allowing such a thing to happen, but each and every one of those pathetic souls that assaulted her!

If it were true, which it isnt.

OTOH i heard batboy was in on it.

I thought he was on a trip to the moon?

Guess he has a good Alibi (SP?) then

 

[Miramonti]

If that was my mom I'd go after everyone with a chainsaw. :|

Then I'd use it to cut her out.

 

[MAME]

She should have been poked until her fat bled out. What the hell is a 600+ lbs woman doing outside!?

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
I hate to be an insensitive clod, but good God man, that lady weighs 647lbs! She deserves to be humiliated...

The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."

"Alternative body image" my ass. That lady is TOO GODDAMNED FAT!

nobody deserves that you asshat