Did your parents ever have the "talk" with you?

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: Ramma2

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
In the fifth grade, my mom told me that when I was ready to get fitted for a diaphram, to tell her and she'd take me to the doctor.
In the seventh grade, my dad asked me if I got my period yet, and I was so embarassed about it, I didn't talk to him for days.
As you can see, talks with the parents didn't go too well for me.

Damn, 5th grade! Makes me wonder what your mom was doing in 5th grade.

Just the opposite really! She was a virgin til marriage. I guess she wanted me to have more fun than she had.

 

[Ramma2]

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Ramma2

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
In the fifth grade, my mom told me that when I was ready to get fitted for a diaphram, to tell her and she'd take me to the doctor.
In the seventh grade, my dad asked me if I got my period yet, and I was so embarassed about it, I didn't talk to him for days.
As you can see, talks with the parents didn't go too well for me.

Damn, 5th grade! Makes me wonder what your mom was doing in 5th grade.

Just the opposite really! She was a virgin til marriage. I guess she wanted me to have more fun than she had.

Too bad all my fun was overshadowed by fear of divine wrath.

 

[jaysgirl]

Originally posted by: Ramma2

Originally posted by: jaysgirl

Originally posted by: Ramma2

Originally posted by: jaysgirl
In the fifth grade, my mom told me that when I was ready to get fitted for a diaphram, to tell her and she'd take me to the doctor.
In the seventh grade, my dad asked me if I got my period yet, and I was so embarassed about it, I didn't talk to him for days.
As you can see, talks with the parents didn't go too well for me.

Damn, 5th grade! Makes me wonder what your mom was doing in 5th grade.

Just the opposite really! She was a virgin til marriage. I guess she wanted me to have more fun than she had.

Too bad all my fun was overshadowed by fear of divine wrath.

Why do parents always mess with their children's minds? My friend's mom told her that if she used tampons, they would steal away her virginity and that was a sin against God.

 

[gshock888]

Originally posted by: sisq0kidd
Nope. I have asian parents. They side step it.

mine too

but wait. you have asian parents, and you're not asian?

j/k

 

[PHiuR]

my parents never said anything...hmph...what is sex again?

 

[wasssup]

my parents told me to get laid as much as possible

 

[nageov3t]

one time when I was in 6th grade, I was stuck in a car with my dad for 8 hours... just he and I. about half way through the trip, he started to, but as soon as I saw where he was going I stopped him.

even at that point, I probably knew more than him I had been listening to a late-night call-in sex talk radio show for years (Dr. Judy) and I had already read a ton of books on the subject.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Mine avoided the topic completely.

 

[SSP]

No, and glad they didnt.

 

[BriGy86]

my friend had it recently

before he went on date with a girl his mom sat down and tried to talk to him

he started to laugh and said "mom... im 19." and reminded her he had gone to highschool with pregnant girls :laugh:

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: funboy42
No they havent and I am 33 years old and still waiting. What could be taking so long? I dont know what to do with my wiener and have these wierd feelings when I am talking to girls

That fact you called it a wiener, I believe you.

 

[Buck Armstrong]

If "there's two different kinds of girls: the kind you take into the cornfield, and the kind you walk down the aisle, and ne'er the twain shall meet" qualifies as the "talk", then yes. If not, then no.

 

[meltdown75]

LOL

Yeah my Dad said, "Keep it in your pants" every time I left the house in my teen years. That was the extent.

My Mom went through much more trauma. A story:

I'm 16 and getting ready to go on a ski trip to Quebec with a bunch of other high schoolers, including my then-girly friend. I was banking on po0n but I forgot to pack my rubber johnnies which were in my dresser. So I got on the phone at lunch time and called my Mom.

me: "Hey Mom what's up, are you going home for lunch today?"
Mom: "yes, what is it?"
me: "Umm.. Ma... I need you to get something out of my dresser for me. I need it for the ski trip."
Mom: "Ok. What is it."
me: "uhh - my.. condoms"
Mom: "...."
me: "Mom?"
Mom: "You can't be serious."
me: "..."
Mom: "Jesus H ___ - bitch d'enfants... @#&%^#"
me: "so... you can bring them?"
Mom: "... be out in front of the school at xx time. for F sakes"

She brought them, and yes my little johnny got used that week. Big drawback - she tells this story 18 zillion times more than any other damn embarassing story she has on me.

 

[Koing]

My mum basically said don't be stupid and don't get any girls pregnant when I'm not married. And also refering to stupid in not wearing a condom also. She was blatent and to the point. She didn't ask or tell me anything else.

I was telling her to not worry as I'm not stupid.

Koing

 

[imported_Kensai]

I got zilch. I learned from experience.

 

[spaceman]

no.

 

[Sukhoi]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL

Yeah my Dad said, "Keep it in your pants" every time I left the house in my teen years. That was the extent.

My Mom went through much more trauma. A story:

I'm 16 and getting ready to go on a ski trip to Quebec with a bunch of other high schoolers, including my then-girly friend. I was banking on po0n but I forgot to pack my rubber johnnies which were in my dresser. So I got on the phone at lunch time and called my Mom.

me: "Hey Mom what's up, are you going home for lunch today?"
Mom: "yes, what is it?"
me: "Umm.. Ma... I need you to get something out of my dresser for me. I need it for the ski trip."
Mom: "Ok. What is it."
me: "uhh - my.. condoms"
Mom: "...."
me: "Mom?"
Mom: "You can't be serious."
me: "..."
Mom: "Jesus H ___ - bitch d'enfants... @#&%^#"
me: "so... you can bring them?"
Mom: "... be out in front of the school at xx time. for F sakes"

She brought them, and yes my little johnny got used that week. Big drawback - she tells this story 18 zillion times more than any other damn embarassing story she has on me.

Why the hell didn't you just buy a few on the trip?!

 

[n7]

Nope.

They never said a word...

 

[GTaudiophile]

Nope. I just went to the local library when I was 12/13 and read books. Books like this and this.

I educated myself. My parents never needed to say a thing.

 

[SaturnX]

Nope, all my mom would ever say is "you're responsible for your own actions, don't be stupid"

That's about it... haha

--Mark

 

[Zolty]

my mom gave my girlfriend at the time the talk but I never got it

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: sisq0kidd
Nope. I have asian parents. They side step it.

QFT

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Sukhoi

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL

Yeah my Dad said, "Keep it in your pants" every time I left the house in my teen years. That was the extent.

My Mom went through much more trauma. A story:

I'm 16 and getting ready to go on a ski trip to Quebec with a bunch of other high schoolers, including my then-girly friend. I was banking on po0n but I forgot to pack my rubber johnnies which were in my dresser. So I got on the phone at lunch time and called my Mom.

me: "Hey Mom what's up, are you going home for lunch today?"
Mom: "yes, what is it?"
me: "Umm.. Ma... I need you to get something out of my dresser for me. I need it for the ski trip."
Mom: "Ok. What is it."
me: "uhh - my.. condoms"
Mom: "...."
me: "Mom?"
Mom: "You can't be serious."
me: "..."
Mom: "Jesus H ___ - bitch d'enfants... @#&%^#"
me: "so... you can bring them?"
Mom: "... be out in front of the school at xx time. for F sakes"

She brought them, and yes my little johnny got used that week. Big drawback - she tells this story 18 zillion times more than any other damn embarassing story she has on me.

Why the hell didn't you just buy a few on the trip?!

thinking back, that would have been one hell of an idea... po0n on the mind of a 16-yr-old pretty much makes him the equivalent of a mindless sack of flesh with a hardon.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Sukhoi

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL

Yeah my Dad said, "Keep it in your pants" every time I left the house in my teen years. That was the extent.

My Mom went through much more trauma. A story:

I'm 16 and getting ready to go on a ski trip to Quebec with a bunch of other high schoolers, including my then-girly friend. I was banking on po0n but I forgot to pack my rubber johnnies which were in my dresser. So I got on the phone at lunch time and called my Mom.

me: "Hey Mom what's up, are you going home for lunch today?"
Mom: "yes, what is it?"
me: "Umm.. Ma... I need you to get something out of my dresser for me. I need it for the ski trip."
Mom: "Ok. What is it."
me: "uhh - my.. condoms"
Mom: "...."
me: "Mom?"
Mom: "You can't be serious."
me: "..."
Mom: "Jesus H ___ - bitch d'enfants... @#&%^#"
me: "so... you can bring them?"
Mom: "... be out in front of the school at xx time. for F sakes"

She brought them, and yes my little johnny got used that week. Big drawback - she tells this story 18 zillion times more than any other damn embarassing story she has on me.

Why the hell didn't you just buy a few on the trip?!

thinking back, that would have been one hell of an idea... po0n on the mind of a 16-yr-old pretty much makes him the equivalent of a mindless sack of flesh with a hardon.

Actually, being 16 is what does that.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Sukhoi

Originally posted by: meltdown75
LOL

Yeah my Dad said, "Keep it in your pants" every time I left the house in my teen years. That was the extent.

My Mom went through much more trauma. A story:

I'm 16 and getting ready to go on a ski trip to Quebec with a bunch of other high schoolers, including my then-girly friend. I was banking on po0n but I forgot to pack my rubber johnnies which were in my dresser. So I got on the phone at lunch time and called my Mom.

me: "Hey Mom what's up, are you going home for lunch today?"
Mom: "yes, what is it?"
me: "Umm.. Ma... I need you to get something out of my dresser for me. I need it for the ski trip."
Mom: "Ok. What is it."
me: "uhh - my.. condoms"
Mom: "...."
me: "Mom?"
Mom: "You can't be serious."
me: "..."
Mom: "Jesus H ___ - bitch d'enfants... @#&%^#"
me: "so... you can bring them?"
Mom: "... be out in front of the school at xx time. for F sakes"

She brought them, and yes my little johnny got used that week. Big drawback - she tells this story 18 zillion times more than any other damn embarassing story she has on me.

Why the hell didn't you just buy a few on the trip?!

thinking back, that would have been one hell of an idea... po0n on the mind of a 16-yr-old pretty much makes him the equivalent of a mindless sack of flesh with a hardon.

Actually, being 16 is what does that.

true.dat