In my freshman year of high school, while away on a church mission trip, my mother apparently feild stripped and gutted my room. SHe found the 2 videos I had from recording shizzle from HBO and what not, they were actually from my eigth grade year, but damn, they were well hidden. Anyway they took my tv away, and then tried to have the talk, I promptly gave them the "Look I know obviously, no need to have this conversation". Very awkward, now I finally have a computer to myself so there has been a sudden resurgance of internet based pr0n. Ohh about 7th grade I busted my dads stash, don't know I fhe knows or not, ohh well.
Also funny, my friend was helping his dad and his dads fiance move out. And when my friend and another of my firends took off some knobs and went to put them in a dresser they made an interesting discovery.... Toys, magazines and a catalouge, anywho, my friend is funny as hell so he played it cool till they were at the next house, then he nochalantely adds "ohh we put the handles in the drawer with the catalouge". Next thing she gets a real scared look and says "what catalouge" he says "THE CATALOUGE", his dad just starts laughing and says "HE found it".