Did You Know...

[Josh]

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

 

[Mrvile]

Ew. It splashes on the cheeks when you do that. Yuk.

 

[x04d DaY]

Originally posted by: Josh
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

As do I, but mine doesn't splash so it really makes no difference to me.

 

[40Hands]

Thats weird. After they are done going though, right?

 

[PHiuR]

i don't because it can splash and get my behind wet.

 

[Josh]

A dentist invented the electric chair.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

i squat when i poop anyway, so i'm not sitting when i flush. i just can't stand having my butt touch the same surface as other butts. it's like sharing underwear without washing them.

 

[Mo0o]

If I'm in a public bathroom I do a couple of courtesy flushes. At home usually not.

 

[brigden]

I flush half-way through a piss.

 

[Kalbi]

I heard that if you can actually see bacteria, whenever you flush the toilet it looks like it's the 4th of July.

 

[Judgement]

Americans eat over 100lbs of chocolate every second.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: brigden
I flush half-way through a piss.

exactly...it makes for more effcient urination, and you can just leave when you are done

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Judgement
Americans eat over 100lbs of chocolate every second.

maybe this american

 

[Judgement]

Originally posted by: Judgement
Americans *collectively* eat over 100lbs of chocolate every second.

Edited. Didn't mean to quote myself and post again, oh well.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: brigden
I flush half-way through a piss.

We have people that do that at work. Often times the water is still yellow when they walk away.

 

[Rastus]

I like a fresh bowl so I flush public toilets before I use them.

I do not do courtesy flushes, deal with it.

 

[blazerazor]

courtesy flushes,... whats that supposed to do? Suck out some of the stanky air. I dont thinks so. But the flush can camo the 'plop' and 'ugh' sounds i guess.

 

[Mrvile]

I only flush halfway through when I have the mad rhea.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I never ever flush. Just like I never wipe. Cause I'm free baby. Free from constraints. It's a wild world baby and I am just along for the ride. Yeah.

 

[Isla]

PLEASE CLOSE THE LID BEFORE FLUSHING.

Otherwise you get microdrops of dirty toilet water over the whole bathroom...

 

[Rainsford]

Some of you people are really anal (no pun intended) about your toilet habits.

 

[40Hands]

I get annoyed when I hear people flush before they go and then flush after they are done. What a waste of water.

 

[Crescent13]

First after I'm done, I stand up and flush (i don't close the lid), then I wipe and flush again (then I close the lid)

 

[Patt]

I only flush when I still need to be sitting there, but I'm worried about volume 😱

 

[alien42]

i have to stand up and take a look at my beautiful creation before flushing.