Did you get the memo?

[Howard]

Crap! My eight bosses are tracking my keystrokes!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Sucks to be you?

 

[Kadarin]

So I guess looking at those preteen model sites on the internet is out of the question now, hmm?

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So I guess looking at those preteen model sites on the internet is out of the question now, hmm?

 

[Quixotic]

heh

 

[rh71]

Get me my TPS reports, stat!

 

[hdeck]

don't forget to put your cover sheet on them either

 

[DainBramaged]

And staple them together with a red Swingline stapler.

 

[PeeluckyDuckee]

umm....yeeaaahhhh....so I heard about your TPS report....

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

what's this I hear about you forgetting cover sheets on your tps reports? didn't you get that memo?

 

[daclayman]

...and if you're gonna be on Usenet, burn me a copy of uber-young asian anal erotic circus tricks or your job is history.

 

[ethebubbeth]

just demolish a printer, you'll feel a lot better

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: ethebubbeth
just demolish a printer, you'll feel a lot better

"Damn it feels good to be a gansta" :music:

 

[imported_Papi]

youre fired

 

[TuffGirl]

YAOST

PC load letter, WTF?!?

 

[MagicianBdotCom]

If they're tracking your keystrokes, shouldn't you not be typing in this forum

 

[IEatChildren]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of... disagree with you on that one.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: IEatChildren
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort of... disagree with you on that one.

Yeah... I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday, and maybe Sunday too.

 

[DainBramaged]

Soooo if you could go ahead and be here by 9:00, that would be greaaaaat.

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Soooo if you could go ahead and be here by 9:00, that would be greaaaaat.

Actually make that 6, weve got a big order on

 

[paruhd0x]

Dude turn your tv to channel 8, I think your girlfriend is on tv!

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Sucks to be you?

 

[her209]

Go date Jennifer Anniston. It will make you feel better.

 

[DainBramaged]

One of the all time great movie quotes:

Peter: So Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: *no thought necessary* Two chicks at once.

 

[Nitemare]

Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke - don't do sh!t.