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~ Who closes the door after the bus driver get off the bus?
~ Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you thier "practice"?
~ Why can't girls put on mascara with thier mouth closed?
~ Why is it called a drive through if you have to stop?
~ Do vampires get AIDS?
~If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
~ Why is the time of day with slowest traffic called rush hour?
~ Who was the first person to look at cow and say, "I'll think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whateva come out"?
~ Does the postman deliver his own mail?
~ If the professor can make a radio out of a coconut, then why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~ Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by a car?
~ Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
~ If somebody vanished without a trace, how do they know they are missing?
~ Why do we scrub down and wash up?
~ Whats the opposite of opposite?
~ Why is the blackboard green?
~ Can blind people see in thier dreams?
~ Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
~ Why is the person who handles money called a BROKER?
~ Who closes the door after the bus driver get off the bus?
~ Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you thier "practice"?
~ Why can't girls put on mascara with thier mouth closed?
~ Why is it called a drive through if you have to stop?
~ Do vampires get AIDS?
~If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
~ Why is the time of day with slowest traffic called rush hour?
~ Who was the first person to look at cow and say, "I'll think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whateva come out"?
~ Does the postman deliver his own mail?
~ If the professor can make a radio out of a coconut, then why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~ Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by a car?
~ Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
~ If somebody vanished without a trace, how do they know they are missing?
~ Why do we scrub down and wash up?
~ Whats the opposite of opposite?
~ Why is the blackboard green?
~ Can blind people see in thier dreams?
~ Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
~ Why is the person who handles money called a BROKER?