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Did the hardon collider destroy the Earth yet?

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
Yea, we've already been sucked into an alternate dimension. Proof: A black man was elected president.
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Your username is strangely appropriate for this thread.
 
One of the theories was that turning it on would cause a ripple in time that would go back and make it not ever work in the first place. Presumably that is what happened. So in a parallel universe or something, it turned on, but then went back in time and caused itself to break in this universe.
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
Yea, we've already been sucked into an alternate dimension. Proof: A black man was elected president.
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Your username is strangely appropriate for this thread.
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haha, we're all in the 5th dimension now. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: acheron
One of the theories was that turning it on would cause a ripple in time that would go back and make it not ever work in the first place. Presumably that is what happened. So in a parallel universe or something, it turned on, but then went back in time and caused itself to break in this universe.
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I've been to that parallel universe. They have good donuts there.
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: acheron
One of the theories was that turning it on would cause a ripple in time that would go back and make it not ever work in the first place. Presumably that is what happened. So in a parallel universe or something, it turned on, but then went back in time and caused itself to break in this universe.
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I've been to that parallel universe. They have good donuts there.
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mmmm.... donuts.
 
Isn't this thing kind of a waste of money and dangerous? One of the basic life lessons is that you don't fuck with mother nature. :shocked:

I sure hope I don't find out that the only reason I'm walking, talking and breathing today is that they did not turn that thing on yet.
 
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Isn't this thing kind of a waste of money and dangerous? One of the basic life lessons is that you don't fuck with mother nature. :shocked:

I sure hope I don't find out that the only reason I'm walking, talking and breathing today is that they did not turn that thing on yet.
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I personally welcome the end of time.
 
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Isn't this thing kind of a waste of money and dangerous? One of the basic life lessons is that you don't fuck with mother nature. :shocked:

I sure hope I don't find out that the only reason I'm walking, talking and breathing today is that they did not turn that thing on yet.
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I personally welcome the end of time.
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There's nothing there except an old guy and a weird monster in a room.
 
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