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Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Originally posted by: Ladies Man
Yes Jesus really lived.
Is he the son of God is the question.
:beer:
Originally posted by: cheapgoose
Originally posted by: Ladies Man
Yes Jesus really lived.
Is he the son of God is the question.
:beer:
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Feldenak
/grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer
/unfolds lawnchari
/sits down to watch the carnage
This should be good.
/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak
/grabs a beer
/eats some chips
Originally posted by: ClueLis
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
WTF is Tubgirl for the n00bcheese around here. (like me)
You REALLLLLLLLLY don't want to know.
Originally posted by: t60
I saw a Spanish man on TV named "Jesus." The idiot newscaster pronounced it "hay-zoose."
edit: spelling
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Joined: Jan 2001
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I want to know what happened to his identical twin. You know, the one who was born first! You never hear about him, do you? I hear Mary and Joe shuffeled him of to Aunt Gertrude's farm where he was treated like crap and slept with the swine. He died young when he tripped over a pitchfork and fell into a cactus patch. Took him 3 days to die and 2 more before Gertie and Josie noticed he was missing. He stunk something fierce so Josie just let the hogs out to scarf him up. Pigs like rotten flesh.:Q
Originally posted by: dud
You have got to be kidding. Over a billion believers, proof from archeological records (St. Peter's remains have been found in Rome) and ... did I mention a billion christians. Yes, a man named Jesus did exist approximately 2,000 years ago. Roman records from the period back up the existance of Pontius Pilate in Judea. The question as to whether he was the son of God is based upon faith.
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy<br
remember, curiosity killed the cat
Originally posted by: luvly
Ugh! Baboon Guy, that link is unforgivable. Of all links I've ever seen on the 'net, that takes the cake. Ugh! Despicable and disgusting!!!! :disgust:
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."Originally posted by: dud
You have got to be kidding. Over a billion believers, proof from archeological records (St. Peter's remains have been found in Rome) and ... did I mention a billion christians. Yes, a man named Jesus did exist approximately 2,000 years ago. Roman records from the period back up the existance of Pontius Pilate in Judea. The question as to whether he was the son of God is based upon faith.
Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."Originally posted by: dud
You have got to be kidding. Over a billion believers, proof from archeological records (St. Peter's remains have been found in Rome) and ... did I mention a billion christians. Yes, a man named Jesus did exist approximately 2,000 years ago. Roman records from the period back up the existance of Pontius Pilate in Judea. The question as to whether he was the son of God is based upon faith.
-- Oscar Wilde
Hee, always liked that quote. A little better than Dedpuhl's.
As for the archaeological records, I believe there were some that did back up the crucifixion of a man from Nazareth by the name of Jesus. At least I think so. I've heard. Once or twice. Can you find me a link pointing me to the possessors of those records? Preferably with a link to a section describing the records themselves.
A history prof told me about an interesting book, the title of which eluded him at the time, that chronicles an expreiment done by historical researchers. In it, they prove using accepted historical analysis techniques that Napoleon Bonaparte didn't exist. Supposed to be a very cool read.
/leans over, steals some of bootymac's chips. "BBQ. How appropiate."
-- Jack
Many end-of-the-world dates have been forecast. None have come true yet, to our knowledge.
-- B.A. Robinson
Yeah, heard about that. Not overly surprising. Heck, that was something that I've always wondered. If Jesus was a carpenter, where was the furniture he built? After his death and all, you think some follows would have tried tracking that stuff down. After all, I doubt that people back then were that different than we are now, trying to get relics of those they worshipped.Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
The only shred of hope they had of linking Jesus to the time was that box with the writing on it (James, brother of Jesus or something)....turns out that was a fraud....