Did Jesus Christ really exist?

Broohaha

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:: Sets up array of flamethrowers and pickaxes for public consumption::

Lots of academic speculation on this topic and popular modern conception is that he was just a story told by some old-time poets.

What thinks ye?

Edit: there is that better?
Edit: aaaagh!!! i can't post anymore! mark of the beast!!! :evil:
 

ReiAyanami

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if you are preparing a flamethrower, doesn't that mean you will be the one dealing the flames?
 

MichaelD

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Oooooh; a massive 10-car pileup! Lots of casualities!

/dons flame-retardant suit
/throws bag of popcorn in microwave
/pulls up chair
/watching
 

Feldenak

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/grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer
/unfolds lawnchair
/sits down to watch the carnage

This should be good.
 

bootymac

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
/grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer
/unfolds lawnchari
/sits down to watch the carnage

This should be good.

/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak
/grabs a beer
/eats some chips
 

IGBT

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Yes...and he hung around a bunch of guys..some kind of boys club I hear...
 

Broohaha

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Feldenak /grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer /unfolds lawnchari /sits down to watch the carnage This should be good.
/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak /grabs a beer /eats some chips

:: burns feldenak and bootymac to a crisp with flamethrower:: mwuwhahahahhahah

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:
 

tweakmm

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I suppose it's quite possible that a man by the name of Jesus existed around that time, I wasn't there so I don't know for sure. I do not however, think that he was the son of any god.
 

Gage

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Dude, you can NOT have tubgirl as the answer to a poll. I almost shot pepsi out my nose. You gotta warn people before you mention her. And in a poll about JESUS too? Your going to hell.
 

BatmanNate

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I thought that it was documented by the Romans and we have substantial evidence that he did in fact exist.
 

z0mb13

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Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Feldenak
/grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer
/unfolds lawnchari
/sits down to watch the carnage

This should be good.

/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak
/grabs a beer
/eats some chips

/unfolds another lawnchair between Feldenak and bootymac
/steals beer and chips
/eats some chips
 

Broohaha

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Originally posted by: Gage
Dude, you can NOT have tubgirl as the answer to a poll. I almost shot pepsi out my nose. You gotta warn people before you mention her. And in a poll about JESUS too? Your going to hell.

i was originally going to put goatse.cx
 

Spac3d

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I don't think he existed.

Even if he did, why would people worship a freak who was dead and had holes going through him??????

Religion sounds pretty stupid to me.
 

Broohaha

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Feldenak /grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer /unfolds lawnchari /sits down to watch the carnage This should be good.
/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak /grabs a beer /eats some chips
/unfolds another lawnchair between Feldenak and bootymac /steals beer and chips /eats some chips

cant you read? those guys are up in heaven with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: Feldenak
/grabs a bag of chips and a case of beer
/unfolds lawnchari
/sits down to watch the carnage

This should be good.

/unfolds lawnchair next to Feldenak
/grabs a beer
/eats some chips

/unfolds another lawnchair between Feldenak and bootymac
/steals beer and chips
/eats some chips

I hope you guys like Killians. :)
 

dud

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You have got to be kidding. Over a billion believers, proof from archeological records (St. Peter's remains have been found in Rome) and ... did I mention a billion christians. Yes, a man named Jesus did exist approximately 2,000 years ago. Roman records from the period back up the existance of Pontius Pilate in Judea. The question as to whether he was the son of God is based upon faith.