dr150
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- Sep 18, 2003
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Watch the movie "The Professional" for a Q&A.
Then find yourself a mafia boss and earn his trust by starting small missions (Vietnamese grocery store backhanded bitch slaps) to enforcing money collections from deadbeat gamblers (finger breaks)....allll the way up to Jack Bauer like interrogations of competitor locations of warehouse storage of marijuana seeds and North Face knockoffs.
After this resume is compiled, apply to Blackwater for deep Winter assignment in the deserts of Afghanistan.
As you sit in the below 0 temps of the desert in your linen pajamas and RELY on your 8 month old lice infested beard for warmmmth, you can be self-satisfied that you have....finally...."arrived"! :thumbsup: Mom would be so proud!
Then find yourself a mafia boss and earn his trust by starting small missions (Vietnamese grocery store backhanded bitch slaps) to enforcing money collections from deadbeat gamblers (finger breaks)....allll the way up to Jack Bauer like interrogations of competitor locations of warehouse storage of marijuana seeds and North Face knockoffs.
After this resume is compiled, apply to Blackwater for deep Winter assignment in the deserts of Afghanistan.
As you sit in the below 0 temps of the desert in your linen pajamas and RELY on your 8 month old lice infested beard for warmmmth, you can be self-satisfied that you have....finally...."arrived"! :thumbsup: Mom would be so proud!
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