Did I just miss out on getting some?

iamtrout

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So I'm at this hotel and it's really scenic around here so I break out the Rebel XT and start taking some shots. After a few hours I notice this drop dead gorgeous girl walking over to me. We talked for a while, and it turned out she was an avid photographer too! We got into some pretty cool photo discussions and then she asked me if I would be interested in taking some, ahem, model shots of her. You can't say no to that, can you?

One thing led to another and before I knew it I'm taking pictures of her in the middle of the night at the pool. No one was around, just the two of us. While preparing to take a shot of water beading off her body she reached behind herself and proceeded to, erm, untie her bikini :eek:. She then walked over to me and started reaching for the package. Instincts from my years as a hitman kicked in and I immediately roundhouse kicked her in the face and shot her a few times to make sure the enemy was dead. Then I came to and was like, "oops."

Did I just mess up my chances with this girl?
 

OdiN

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No....you can't have sex with a figment of your imagination.

BTW..... *slaps you with a rather large trout*
 

envy me

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Originally posted by: iamtrout
So I'm at this hotel and it's really scenic around here so I break out the Rebel XT and start taking some shots. After a few hours I notice this drop dead gorgeous girl walking over to me. We talked for a while, and it turned out she was an avid photographer too! We got into some pretty cool photo discussions and then she asked me if I would be interested in taking some, ahem, model shots of her. You can't say no to that, can you?

One thing led to another and before I knew it I'm taking pictures of her in the middle of the night at the pool. No one was around, just the two of us. While preparing to take a shot of water beading off her body she reached behind herself and proceeded to, erm, untie her bikini :eek:. She then walked over to me and started reaching for the package. Instincts from my years as a hitman kicked in and I immediately roundhouse kicked her in the face and shot her a few times to make sure the enemy was dead. Then I came to and was like, "oops."

Did I just mess up my chances with this girl?

If this is a serious question, then not only did you mess up, but your probably gay. Any straight guy, with a naked chick in a pool with him, that didn't get some, must be gay.


(not that anything is wrong with that, and other disclaimer bullcrap)


 

iamtrout

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Originally posted by: simms
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
why don;t you use that Rebel XT to take pis of all the Xbox 360s you bought...you had what...5 dozen?

LOL

Yeah... I don't think they're coming. Fvck them. Time to travel over there and rack up some bodycounts.
 

musicman87

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Originally posted by: envy me
Originally posted by: iamtrout
So I'm at this hotel and it's really scenic around here so I break out the Rebel XT and start taking some shots. After a few hours I notice this drop dead gorgeous girl walking over to me. We talked for a while, and it turned out she was an avid photographer too! We got into some pretty cool photo discussions and then she asked me if I would be interested in taking some, ahem, model shots of her. You can't say no to that, can you?

One thing led to another and before I knew it I'm taking pictures of her in the middle of the night at the pool. No one was around, just the two of us. While preparing to take a shot of water beading off her body she reached behind herself and proceeded to, erm, untie her bikini :eek:. She then walked over to me and started reaching for the package. Instincts from my years as a hitman kicked in and I immediately roundhouse kicked her in the face and shot her a few times to make sure the enemy was dead. Then I came to and was like, "oops."

Did I just mess up my chances with this girl?

If this is a serious question, then not only did you mess up, but your probably gay. Any straight guy, with a naked chick in a pool with him, that didn't get some, must be gay.


(not that anything is wrong with that, and other disclaimer bullcrap)

Your only gay if u didn't beat afterwards. Even if u did, your the sorriest excuse of a human being that i've ever heard of. Hit it and forget it!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Anyone else got wood?

Keep talking about Chuck Norris, please!

ive never seen rossman talk dirty.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

you guys still vent? no one invites me anymore.

i have not turned skype on in ages... anyone still use that?

We're in right now, Karen. :)