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Did I get poisoned?

T

TheNinja

Lifer
So I ate a big meal last night with 1 1/2 glasses of wine. Soon after I became VERY bloated feeling. Like I had to burp but couldn't. I almost thought I was going to throw up a few times but didn't.
When I woke up in the morning I was still bloated and full feeling. I had some diarrea a few times and am still burping up wine/food taste from last night, which means that food is still in my stomach.
I haven't eaten anything all day and only had a few small sips of water b/c I feel so full and bloated yet. Now I'm getting a head and neck ache from being dehydrated.
Did I get teh poison?
 
Food born illness, according to my doctor, is rarely manifested immediately after or during a meal but typically days or weeks later.
 
Sounds like your constipated, eat some apple slices, grapes and blueberries, you'll take a big dump and feel better again.
 
ActiveX said:
Sounds like your constipated, eat some apple slices, grapes and blueberries, you'll take a big dump and feel better again.
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I took a few dumps. The problem is that my stomach itself still feels full like it has the food in it from last night yet.

I agree with janas19 and would guess that the KGB or possibly samurai are involved.
 
TheNinja said:
I took a few dumps. The problem is that my stomach itself still feels full like it has the food in it from last night yet.

I agree with janas19 and would guess that the KGB or possibly samurai are involved.
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This happened to me once. It was the pre-cursor to a 24hr stomach virus that involved lots of puking and shitting.
 
If you eat a full pack of prunes you'll completely empty your innards in 2 hours, I guarantee it. Happened to me inadvertently in HS once.

"Pro tip." Lol
 
Macamus Prime said:
You simply over ate.

Drink some club soda.

Stop being such a glutton.
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I don't know. I didn't eat that much. Maybe the combo of food was bad. I've eating a log more in the past with no issues though.

Well I haven't eaten for like 17 hours so I'm off to find some more food. I gotta keep my strength up to eat later 😉

I hope this helps. I'm going for something like grilled chicken with no sauce/seasoning and a few veggies or something.
 
I've heard it said that poison is a woman's weapon. I'd point the finger at your wife/GF/SO who clearly wants your $10M life insurance policy cashed in.
 
Dude, what kind of Ninja lets himself get poisoned? Turn in your tabi and throwing stars. You're off the team.
 
I unfortunately took my 1 time a month "splurge" meal and ate at Taco Bell for lunch. Then at night I had some soup with potatoes, bacon, and sausage in it and a side of cheesy bread. A glass of wine at night as well.
Maybe the Taco Bell got to me?
 
TheNinja said:
I unfortunately took my 1 time a month "splurge" meal and ate at Taco Bell for lunch. Then at night I had some soup with potatoes, bacon, and sausage in it and a side of cheesy bread. A glass of wine at night as well.
Maybe the Taco Bell got to me?
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And you are wondering why you feel this way? Really? It's obviously the wine. 🙂
 
Wait, EVERYBODY STOP.

Was the wine bottle handed to you by a ninja in a red suit? If it was, that red suit means he's in an enemy clan.

Seriously, you have to watch out for that, it happens more often than some ninjas think.
 
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