Did I get poisoned?

[TheNinja]

So I ate a big meal last night with 1 1/2 glasses of wine. Soon after I became VERY bloated feeling. Like I had to burp but couldn't. I almost thought I was going to throw up a few times but didn't.
When I woke up in the morning I was still bloated and full feeling. I had some diarrea a few times and am still burping up wine/food taste from last night, which means that food is still in my stomach.
I haven't eaten anything all day and only had a few small sips of water b/c I feel so full and bloated yet. Now I'm getting a head and neck ache from being dehydrated.
Did I get teh poison?

 

[Vic Vega]

Food born illness, according to my doctor, is rarely manifested immediately after or during a meal but typically days or weeks later.

 

[janas19]

Yeah, you got poisoned. Probably CIA, but possible KGB op as well

 

[Pardus]

Sounds like your constipated, eat some apple slices, grapes and blueberries, you'll take a big dump and feel better again.

 

[TheNinja]

Sounds like your constipated, eat some apple slices, grapes and blueberries, you'll take a big dump and feel better again.

I took a few dumps. The problem is that my stomach itself still feels full like it has the food in it from last night yet.

I agree with janas19 and would guess that the KGB or possibly samurai are involved.

 

[bignateyk]

I took a few dumps. The problem is that my stomach itself still feels full like it has the food in it from last night yet.

I agree with janas19 and would guess that the KGB or possibly samurai are involved.

This happened to me once. It was the pre-cursor to a 24hr stomach virus that involved lots of puking and shitting.

 

[janas19]

If you eat a full pack of prunes you'll completely empty your innards in 2 hours, I guarantee it. Happened to me inadvertently in HS once.

"Pro tip." Lol

 

[Macamus Prime]

You simply over ate.

Drink some club soda.

Stop being such a glutton.

 

[TheNinja]

You simply over ate.

Drink some club soda.

Stop being such a glutton.

I don't know. I didn't eat that much. Maybe the combo of food was bad. I've eating a log more in the past with no issues though.

Well I haven't eaten for like 17 hours so I'm off to find some more food. I gotta keep my strength up to eat later

I hope this helps. I'm going for something like grilled chicken with no sauce/seasoning and a few veggies or something.

 

[crownjules]

I've heard it said that poison is a woman's weapon. I'd point the finger at your wife/GF/SO who clearly wants your $10M life insurance policy cashed in.

 

[Texashiker]

Troll thread, everyone knows its impossible to poison a ninja.

 

[arrfep]

Dude, what kind of Ninja lets himself get poisoned? Turn in your tabi and throwing stars. You're off the team.

 

[Newbian]

At least you didn't pass out and wake up in a basement.

 

[KeithTalent]

Y'all got a tapeworm up in there.

KT

 

[GotIssues]

This happened to me once. It was the pre-cursor to a 24hr stomach virus that involved lots of puking and shitting.

Hopefully not at the same time...

 

[blackdogdeek]

need more info. what else did you eat?

 

[rasczak]

It would help to know what you ate.

 

[TheNinja]

I unfortunately took my 1 time a month "splurge" meal and ate at Taco Bell for lunch. Then at night I had some soup with potatoes, bacon, and sausage in it and a side of cheesy bread. A glass of wine at night as well.
Maybe the Taco Bell got to me?

 

[rasczak]

Something tells me taco bell alone is a bad mix. Add wine? Youll be in the shitter for a couple of days.

 

[Oyeve]

I unfortunately took my 1 time a month "splurge" meal and ate at Taco Bell for lunch. Then at night I had some soup with potatoes, bacon, and sausage in it and a side of cheesy bread. A glass of wine at night as well.
Maybe the Taco Bell got to me?

And you are wondering why you feel this way? Really? It's obviously the wine.

 

[Mixolydian]

and ate at Taco Bell for lunch.

And you wonder why you got sick...

 

[kranky]

This happened to me once. It was the pre-cursor to a 24hr stomach virus that involved lots of puking and shitting.

That's my guess.

 

[crashtestdummy]

Troll thread, everyone knows its impossible to poison a ninja.

This. Everyone knows only a pirate can kill a ninja, and pirates don't use poison. They prefer venereal disease.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

probably food poisoning but something you ate 12-24 hours before, not your dinner.

 

[janas19]

Wait, EVERYBODY STOP.

Was the wine bottle handed to you by a ninja in a red suit? If it was, that red suit means he's in an enemy clan.

Seriously, you have to watch out for that, it happens more often than some ninjas think.