Did Baby Jesus have super powers?

[shiner]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, heysoos, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

 

[hunewbie]

was there a jesus?

 

[oldsystem]

Jesus didn't have any superhuman powers until after he was baptized and received God's holy spirit. Just like his disciples got their super powers after baptism and receiving holy spirit.

BTW: The Apocrypha was never recognized by the 1st century Christians to be divinely inspired scriptures, nor is it today by anyone honest with himself. That's why it's still left out of the Bible canon.

 

[shiner]

I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him...

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: hunewbie
was there a jesus?

The religious part 1 in that movie is so incorrect & fabricated it's not even funny.

 

[shiner]

I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

 

[hunewbie]

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: hunewbie
was there a jesus?

The religious part 1 in that movie is so incorrect & fabricated it's not even funny.

How so? please elaborate? i didn't find it funny either.

 

[moshquerade]

this thread needs more shinerburke :evil:

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: hunewbie

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: hunewbie
was there a jesus?

The religious part 1 in that movie is so incorrect & fabricated it's not even funny.

How so? please elaborate? i didn't find it funny either.

It's not exactly fabricated, but people get upset and crap themselves when their super-hero is proven to be just another mythological character made up by delusional or power-hungry men. At least now they can't kill us for insulting or questioning their "way" or whatever.

Edit: It's not supposed to be funny, either...

 

[shiner]

Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
If memory serves me correctly, Jesus "realized" (can't think of a better way to say it) he was God when he was 30 and was crucified at age 33. Most of the New Testament refer to those three years of his life. Please correct me if I'm wrong...

At least we are making progress. Now a days we just toss people in institutions who "realize" they are God. :laugh:

 

[shiner]

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: MrChad

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me too

yeh, they are so fickle about giving someone a title, and yet that title seems out of place.

i have asked a few times for Bryophyte, who tirelessly posts all the birthday threads, to get a custom Birthday title, but for some reason it's not worth a little effort.

That doesn't look like they intentionally gave him a title. More like, a mod not used to the process tried to change his name and messed it up.