Did anyone see Bill Walker piss his pants @ the KSU game last night?

[TheAdvocate]

Walker is a former HS phenom with a ten cent head. He literally pissed his pants w/ about 2 secs to go in the KSU-Oregon basketball game. Here's a KSU fan describing it:

Covering K-State sports for Purple Power Hour has given me the opportunity to see some amazing things, but nothing tops this. Everybody on the floor was speechless!

Walker came over with about 2 seconds left while they were reviewing how much time was left on the clock after he stole the hail marry pass. He runs over to the bench jumping up and down and holding his balls. He'd been hit a couple times in the throat by Catron and Taylor, so I assumed they went with the low blow this time. NOT THE CASE! I hear him say "I GOTTA P!SS! I GOTTA P!SS!", looking around all frantic. Coach Underwood just kinda stood there not knowing what to suggest. That's when Walker grabs a few Gatorade towels, shoves em down his pants, and the next thing I know we got drips on the Bramlage floor. Everybody started goin' wild...Anderson was laughing about how the photo guys were all taking pictures, meanwhile Luis put up another towel to block the picture process, as Hoskins and Co. just kept repeating "Are you serious??". Underwood and some other guys were shoving their fists in their mouths to contain laughter, and I really don't know if Coach Martin saw a bit of it. IT WAS CRAZY!

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There's video of it too. Blocked at work so I cant link.

 

[hdeck]

lol that's hilarious

 

[moshquerade]

and that towel is just barely covering his johnson.

 

[Feldenak]

When Mother Nature calls, you just gotta answer.

 

[Tiamat]

lol

 

[Jmman]

There have been a few incidents like this. Some linemen in football regularly pee their pantsl. Some also after a hit puke their guts up. Welcome to the nastier side of sports......

 

[Spineshank]

wow

 

[bctbct]

lol

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

well, it's not like he could go take a bathroom break.

while no necessarily the best thing, it was much more classless IMHO that the Kansas City Star chose to publish a photo of it.

 

[bctbct]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
well, it's not like he could go take a bathroom break.

while no necessarily the best thing, it was much more classless IMHO that the Kansas City Star chose to publish a photo of it.

Dont they have a secret sign like holding your hand up?

 

[potato28]

:laugh:

 

[michaelsslave]

idk about other people, but when my adrenaline is flowing i dont feel the need to pee at all even if i had to before the adrenaline gets going

 

[James Bond]

How embarrassing... but then again, what are you supposed to do?

 

[Queasy]

While this is odd....it does not beat this.

Perhaps the greenest party this year wasn?t billed as such. Deitch Projects was the host of a do last February for the publication of the photographer Jason Schmidt?s book, ?Artists.? The décor was supplied by Gelitin, four male Viennese conceptual artists who wore high heels and buckets on their heads but no pants, and who spent the evening building a plywood structure over the bewildered guests? heads. Anthony Roth Costanzo, a countertenor, sang a 16th-century melody called ?Flow My Tears.? And then the Gelitin members, along with three Icelandic artists, also men, from a collective called Moms, took the buckets off their heads and urinated ? with dead-eye accuracy, said Dodie Kazanjian, a Vogue editor and one of the events? hosts ? into one another?s pails.

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: Queasy
While this is odd....it does not beat this.

Perhaps the greenest party this year wasn?t billed as such. Deitch Projects was the host of a do last February for the publication of the photographer Jason Schmidt?s book, ?Artists.? The décor was supplied by Gelitin, four male Viennese conceptual artists who wore high heels and buckets on their heads but no pants, and who spent the evening building a plywood structure over the bewildered guests? heads. Anthony Roth Costanzo, a countertenor, sang a 16th-century melody called ?Flow My Tears.? And then the Gelitin members, along with three Icelandic artists, also men, from a collective called Moms, took the buckets off their heads and urinated ? with dead-eye accuracy, said Dodie Kazanjian, a Vogue editor and one of the events? hosts ? into one another?s pails.

sounds fun

 

[Queasy]

I don't think think this invention would helped Mr. Walker much but it is topical none the less.

 

[oddyager]

I remember reading stories about NFL players shitting in their pants, seriously. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
and that towel is just barely covering his johnson.

:Q It's a wonder he doesn't trip over it.

 

[zinfamous]

anyone else remember when Bobby Hurley had a raging case of diarrhea during a game? (early 90s) the team would call timeouts so he could run back to the bench where the trainers would towel off his legs...

eeeewwwww

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: moshquerade
and that towel is just barely covering his johnson.

:Q It's a wonder he doesn't trip over it.

he has, and luckily for him the ref blew his whistle and thought he'd been fouled.

 

[tfinch2]

Poor guy. When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

[Ruptga]

You can't rush nature, but nature can rush you

 

[5to1baby1in5]

Just have him pee inside the 3-point arc. The towl boys will take care of it.

 

[compman25]

so who won the game?

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: compman25
so who won the game?

oregon in OT