Did anybody hear about this?

[IronWing]

Don't despair folks, it's just a minor technical glitch, I'm sure the real joke will be here any second now...

I'll have you know that that joke was told to me many decades ago by a very, very old man. It must be quite hilarious to have lasted so long.

 

[Jeff7]

Wow this reminds me of the night I found my first joule. :hmm:

Buffalo scrotums, fine.
Steve Balmer's scrotal tug-of-war with Bill Gates.....yeah, whatever.

But that pun? Hurts like a kick in the family joules.

I'll have you know that that joke was told to me many decades ago by a very, very old man. It must be quite hilarious to have lasted so long.

Well it's illegal to euthanize a person, but I don't know where the law stands on jokes...sorry Old Yeller, this is for your own good.:'(

 

[gaidensensei]

You know, with that Delhi joke - if you wrote this to a deaf person, they would not get it at all.

But the 3 holes in the ground, that one works.

 

[Rubycon]

Buffalo scrotums, fine.
Steve Balmer's scrotal tug-of-war with Bill Gates.....yeah, whatever.

But that pun? Hurts like a kick in the family joules.

Have a bowl of radium curie!

 

[Adrenaline]

No no, don't put him there. Find somewhere else.

No way man, you guys can have him. PLEASE TAKE HIM WITH YOU !!!

 

[SparkyJJO]

No way man, you guys can have him. PLEASE TAKE HIM WITH YOU !!!

Stick him in P&N

 

[Jeff7]

Have a bowl of radium curie!

:hmm:
...
I got nothin' right now.


You win this round!!

 

[Crono]

:hmm:
...
I got nothin' right now.


You win this round!!

I can see uranium.

Ha ha! Get it? Wait, that doesn't make any sense...

 

[Jeff7]

I can see uranium.

Ha ha! Get it? Wait, that doesn't make any sense...

And I can thee your thorium.
So hit the rhodium, punk.

 

[randay]

you know what else rhymes with fleabag? d-bag.

 

[Locut0s]

you know what else rhymes with fleabag? d-bag.

What about tea-bag.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

you know what else rhymes with fleabag? d-bag.

Teabag

Edit: Thats what I get for replying without reading the thread

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Nothing to see here folks. Curry on.

 

[SandEagle]

someone please hurry up and do the needful

bahut bahut shukriya

 

[Rubycon]

I can see uranium.

Ha ha! Get it? Wait, that doesn't make any sense...

Wait a minute! If you can see it from your kitchen window it certain does make sense!

I just took my scintillation dosimeter off its charger this AM and the lead super says my radiation level is topped off therefore no more Ra226 flea powder for me. :hmm:

 

[Sea Moose]

anyone else have naughty dreams about Rubycon talking technical to them?

Agh! Im not the only one then :wub:

 

[Sea Moose]

Don't despair folks, it's just a minor technical glitch, I'm sure the real joke will be here any second now...

Methinks fleabag is the joke

 

[BoomerD]

It's funny because Delhi is kind of like Deli.

There's a small town near me called Delhi...only it's pronounced Dell-High.
It's a small shit-hole town full of Okies and cranksters and Mexicans.

 

[x-alki]

Tire pressure gauges using bourdon tubes made from the walls of buffalo scrotum. They make a ding noise when sidewall pressure is reached.

Are you related to Frank Zappa? I swear there is a Zappa tune in there somewhere.

 

[Rubycon]

Are you related to Frank Zappa? I swear there is a Zappa tune in there somewhere.

No but if this keeps up I'm surely to wind up slipping a few ATOT "words of wisdom" in a song when I'm wingin' it! Improvisation can be a scary thing.