diarreah

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mizzou

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Ohbman i just had some horrible diarreah. Did some ab crunches and it just came out.

It was HOT too! Or maybe its a spicy sensation? Either way i felt raw and used aftet my third attack.

Boy that is miserable, i can see how you can die from that if its bad enough. At onepoint i chugged ice water to try and dilutebthe alien venom acid draining from my posterior
 
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lizardth

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ROFLMAO!!! (Sorry I enjoy laughing at the misery of others, especially if it involves poo.)
 

PingSpike

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That's bad, but I think the opposite problem is worse where you've gotten clogged up and you're sweating and maybe even grunting trying to break the seal. I once I took a dump like that in a bathroom that had a mirror right across from the toilet and kept cracking up whenever I saw the expressions I was making.
 

OCGuy

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Yes, peeing out of your ass can be awful.

Generally fajitas and tequila combined to that to me.
 

Saint Nick

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R O F L !!!

Watch out for that Thai food ... ... ... ... or anything with chilies in it :O
 

Xcobra

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That's bad, but I think the opposite problem is worse where you've gotten clogged up and you're sweating and maybe even grunting trying to break the seal. I once I took a dump like that in a bathroom that had a mirror right across from the toilet and kept cracking up whenever I saw the expressions I was making.
lololol
 

mizzou

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Blood or no blood?

No blood, buti swear i only had one protective layer in my intestinal wall left from the steamy stream of nuclear waste. Kept looking down and was waiting to see some lol.

I feel ok now but still not walking straight

Im thinking the "hotness" was from my homemade salsa ;)
 

Rhezuss

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Blood or no blood?

Happened to me once after I went back from central america...

A month later I woke up and ran for the WC to let all that out...it was black and red in the toilet...SCARY!!!!!!!!
 

Rhezuss

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That's bad, but I think the opposite problem is worse where you've gotten clogged up and you're sweating and maybe even grunting trying to break the seal. I once I took a dump like that in a bathroom that had a mirror right across from the toilet and kept cracking up whenever I saw the expressions I was making.

Laughing like a retard at this very moment...
LOLILILOIIOLIOILIOL
 
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