Deutschen UNTER alles. Flying underpants cause autobahn crash.

[Harvey]

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BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday.

A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns.

"The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were driving along naked.

No one was hurt in the crash, but police are hunting the owner of the underpants for failing to stop at the scene.

What? And be cited for indecent exposure, as well?

 

[GoingUp]

unglaublich!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Underpants? Who the hell calls them underpants? Skivvies, drawers, whatever... but underpants?

 

[Encryptic]

That has to be the most unlikely place one would find skidmarks while on the road.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Okay, something flies onto your face when you're driving. Do you accelerate? FVCK NO. Do you maintain current speed? FVCK NO. You steadily brake if you can't simply reach up and pull them off your face while driving.

Jeez. And they say Americans don't know how to drive.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: sward666
Underpants? Who the hell calls them underpants? Skivvies, drawers, whatever... but underpants?

Maybe Germans...

 

[Cyberian]

Anybody seen Fausto1 recently?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Anybody seen Fausto1 recently?

*SPITS COFFEE ON KEYBOARD*

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Anybody seen Fausto1 recently?

*SPITS COFFEE ON KEYBOARD*

 

[alphatarget1]

unterwaesche

 

[Rogue]

Skid marks cause skid marks. News at 11.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
unterwaesche

corrected: Unterwäsche

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
unterwaesche

corrected: Unterwäsche

The other form is acceptable if you can't write an umlaut for whatever reason, though. The "e" after the letter just indicates that it should have an umlaut and must be pronounced accordingly.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
unterwaesche

corrected: Unterwäsche

The other form is acceptable if you can't write an umlaut for whatever reason, though. The "e" after the letter just indicates that it should have an umlaut and must be pronounced accordingly.

 

[rpberry123]

..... Ya...... und den der road turn BROWN....... and smelled bad too....