Detroit lions jokes!

[tm37]

Saw these on Dan Patricks Collum on ESPN.com.

ENJOY!



Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What's the difference between the Lions and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do you call a Lion with three Super Bowl rings?
A: Mr. Millen.

Q. Why was Mornhinweg upset when the Lions' playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a television watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Detroit Lions.


Q. What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Q. How can you tell when the Lions are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

 

[DuffmanOhYeah]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....................That's a good one.

 

[serialb]

hahahaha... awesome.

I have a bad feeling about this week's game though. The Vikings always suck at playing super-suck teams. Anyone know the line of Sunday's game?

 

[tm37]

4 1/2 I pociked detroit to win OUTRIGHT in my Pool!

 

[jpsj82]

best sports jokes I have heard in a while.

 

[Logix]

Buwahahahahaahahaha!


Here are some one liners from the late night shows:

New York City has hired someone to drop the ball on New Year's Eve - the quarterback for the Detroit Lions!

You know how you stop lions from attacking? Put up a goal post!

The Detroit Lions are 0 and 11, soon to be 0 and 12 after this weekend. The good thing is that they're not peaking before the playoffs.

Vice President Dick Cheney now considers the Detroit Lions' end zone a secure and undisclosed location.

 

[bigrash]

I think those posted by Logix are funny